Friends share 70 funny homophonic sentences every day.

Friends circle shares funny homophonic sentences every day. 1. Don't look for me when you are in love. What are you talking about? Tell me about crow's feet.

2. "I have a great job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."

3. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !

I have just been reported by my neighbor because I am poor and disturbing the people.

I am lucky to be a star when I go to work in other places today. People who pass by call me Driba.

I went to the zoo today and saw an elephant eating a child's cheese. It's called eating children's cheese.

7. The doctor prescribed me pills. I fell to the ground and kept ringing. I took a closer look and found that it was a good pill.

8. If you don't even talk about falling in love, what are you talking about, crow's feet?

9. Jason Wu met a mouse-Jason Wu hit it!

10. "What will happen to a pear and a grain of rice in the refrigerator?" "Don't leave me!

1 1. Mother Cat scolded the kitten and said, "Why did you tear the mouse you caught to pieces? Is it cruel of you not to do so? " Li Qu, the kitten, said, but the mouse slices are really delicious.

12. Let me share with you the types of peppers, which are not spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. Today is my birthday.

13. Candle: Mom, why is our flame jumping? Mother Candle: Silly boy, because we are a little angry!

14. Today, I went to an island called Buevojura Island.

15. Why does Auntie never sweat? Because Auntie is afraid of leaving Auntie to sweat.

16. Even I don't care. What do you care, barber shop?

17. I grow mushrooms at home. I cooked and ate. I was poisoned and went to the hospital. The doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms.

18. Yan Zi made a difference. After being humiliated, Yan Zi left. Hearing this, a minister who knew Yan Zi hurried to catch up and said, "Yan Zi! Yan zi! Take it! How can I live without you! "

Friends circle shares funny homophonic sentences every day. 19. The rabbit planted a fruit tree in spring, and when he went to see it in autumn, he muttered to himself, but there was no result, no result.

20. The children's chocolates melted to the ground. Children say it looks like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

2 1. oh, my god The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

22. One day, the elk got lost, and then he called the giraffe: "Hey, I'm lost." The giraffe said, "Hey, I lost my giraffe."

23. I won't say anything beautiful, but I said beautiful.

24. I made a plan and completed a P because of Lan.

25. Asu and Asu stayed together for a day. When eating, Asu spoiled: Feed.

26. Coal won't catch fire. It turned out to be a coal fault.

27. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada. I thought I had caught it all summer. Unexpectedly, cicada said, "I don't hate catching cicadas, but I like them a little?

28. Want Want Snow Cake What do you think it will become when it is hot?

29. I went to buy oysters On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.

30. Mother sparrow asked the sparrow, "Baby, what hair did you tie today?" The little sparrow said "tweet" and her mother answered "tweet, tweet"

3 1. Going out in rainy days is also called pedaling wetlands.

32. If you don't even hold my hand, what do you hold? Holding hands with Guanyin?

33. Why do houses with many evil spirits in horror movies have pianos? Because "there are several demons in the piano."

34. "Why does the White Lady let Xu Xian go every time she is angry and sings?" "Because she is best at snake music."

I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk, and I lost my temper today.

36. It's so hot that we are familiar with each other.

Friends circle shares funny homophonic sentences every day. 37. I want a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no apricots, no melons, no dew, and Nanren.

38. I felt a little bitter after eating the pills given by the doctor, so I put some dates in my chopsticks. After eating, I became impatient. It turns out that I ate chopsticks, dates and pills.

39. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turns out that cloth can go out.

40. Crabs and mussels took the exam together. When the crab was caught cheating, the teacher asked the crab whose copy you copied. The crab said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "You are a fart."

4 1. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general was furious: "Dare to petrify my wife!" Medusa: Hatred … Lonely birds sing their sadness?

Bowls and chopsticks are good friends. It's sad that the bowl chopsticks died and said, the bowl is safe.

43. You were admitted to Tsinghua and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, sweet and fragrant baked sweet potato.

44. The growth cycle of lotus root is 200 days, and chicken can change from chicken to chicken leg, chicken chops and chicken breast in just over 50 days. In a short time, the chicken will become the same.

45. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

46. Yu Gong said to his son: Move mountains, move mountains. Son: Shiny.

47. I have a great job. What? Digging the lotus root

48. In the zoo, the tiger gave the lion green. The lion was angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the breeder asked, he found that the tiger had a lawyer qualification certificate.

49. The small animals are eating, but the elephant is very angry. So this is the Meteorological Bureau.

50. I went to work in a foreign country today, and I was lucky enough to be a star once. Everyone passing by called me: it's hot in the ground.

5 1. Tutu planted a fruit tree in spring. When she went to see it in autumn, she didn't say a word.

52. It is said that when Lu Da hung upside down and hung the willow, the flowers next to him closed their eyes in fear. When others called him, the flowers closed.

53. Stir-fry chicken and porridge together, and you can get a bowl of fried chicken porridge paste ~

54. When I was seventeen, I caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Cicada: I don't love it, I just like it!

Friends circle shares funny homophonic sentences every day. 55. Do you have such a bad English name because Paul is so bad?

56. A sheep can be handsome only after taking a thousand baths, because a sheep can be washed a thousand times.

57. One day, this duckling was reading a book, and another duckling said it was time to eat. Close the book quickly and make up with the good duck.

58. If you don't even coax me, who are you kidding, Hong Shixian?

60. Let me introduce myself: I am 20 years old, with sound limbs, complete facial features, normal urination and defecation, able to breathe spontaneously, have three meals a day, and can use smart phones. I have a bright future.

6 1. One day, the boy was cleaning the table and accidentally killed two ants. Here comes a little ant. The boy asked it, "Little ant, where are your parents?" The little ant said, "You wiped it to death."

62. A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, what a waste of love.

Q: Do you really want to lose weight by eating so much every day? Enjoy it!

64. Nobody understands you. Very wronged, right? Do you think anyone understands this math problem? Wronged?

65. Liu Genghong can talk cross talk when he is fat. It turned out that he had become a Tanai.

66. During the festival, the white rabbit said angrily to the deer: You see other girls can receive flowers, why not give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.

67. It's normal not to reply to messages. Have you seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?

68. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving lives is very important.

69. My friend has been urging me to marry a rich man. Funny, please don't rush me again. Advise Fu, I am willing!

70. A quail was late for the dance, and everyone called him ~ Late Quail.