Jokes? Still a joke?

1. Once upon a time, there was a man named Zhu Chuan whose mother loved to buy clothes for him. One day, his mother bought another dress for Zhu Chuan. The neighbor next door saw it and asked his mother, who did you buy this dress for? Mother said, this is for our pigs. 2. Once upon a time, there was a man named Donkey. One day, my ass was lost, and my ass's mother went to the police station to report the case. The policeman said, what have you lost? My mom said I lost my ass. The policeman looked at his mother's ass. He said, isn't your ass still there? Not lost. Mother said it wasn't my ass, but my child lost his ass. Say that finish, next to the other policemen laughed.

I don't know what other jokes are there now.