Who will tell you some jokes?

[City people don’t know how to live]

A young woman was taking out the garbage and accidentally slipped and fell into the garbage heap. As she was about to get up, she was hugged by an old man who was picking up rags. There, the old man said with emotion: People in the city just don't know how to live, so I don't want such a good daughter-in-law.

[Excision]

A man's big toe suddenly turned blue. The miracle doctor diagnosed it as cancer, so he removed it. Within a few days, the second toe also turned blue, and he removed it again. Three days later, the sole of the foot was completely disfigured. Qing, had no choice but to transfer to a large hospital. Finally, experts consulted and diagnosed that the socks were fading.

[Beat]

One day, a barber beat up a candied haws seller, and the defendant went to the police station. The police asked the barber: Why did you beat up the candied haws seller? The barber said: ***, I was perming my hair in the house, and he shouted "I'm perming it!" outside.

[Butterfly Dancing Bee]

The butterfly said to the bee: You You are really stingy, pretending to be full of sweet words but reluctant to give me a word. Bee said: Humph! What about me? Why don’t you send me a text message with two antennas so long on your head?

[Come Together]

The Dung Beetle fell in love with the Mosquito. The Dung Beetle asked, "What is your profession?" The Mosquito said, "Nurse, an injection person. How about you?" The Dung Beetle smiled and said, "It's fate. , Colleague, I am a pill maker."

[Throw them all down]

The young couple were fighting and threw a pillow downstairs. A beggar happened to be passing by. He was very happy. Then he flew off the quilt again. The beggar was ecstatic. He wiped his tears and shouted upstairs: Brother upstairs, please do a good job and throw that woman down too.