Find a joke that you have seen.

One day, the servant received a phone call, and a man said, "Look at the room and see if my wife is in bed with that bastard?" The servant said, "Yes, master, you guessed it right." The man said, "Take a gun and shoot them both." The servant said, "But …" The man said, "Go quickly, or I'll quit you." Servants have to do this. Then the servant asked, "Master, are their bodies going to be buried in the backyard?" The man said, "What? Backyard? I don't have a backyard! ~ Damn ~ ~ Wrong number ~ ~ ~ ... "