A joke about ants

An ant saw an elephant coming towards it. It buried itself in the soil, only one faded. The rabbit asked him why, and he said, shh, don't make any noise, I'm going to kill that son of a bitch!

The next day, the rabbit saw an elephant bury itself in the soil, leaving only one leg exposed. Curiously, he asked why the elephant's eyes suddenly filled with tears and curled his mouth in injustice: "Yesterday, that damn ant smashed my brother into a plant elephant, and I want to avenge my brother!" At least mix him with schizophrenia! "

The rabbit met an ant who came in a hurry on the road, so he kindly asked it to avoid the elephant. The ant scoffed: "Damn elephant, it's really unappreciative! Let him pat his ass and walk like an elephant! Be careful that I'm not polite to him! Run wild on my site! "

As a result, the ant walked over angrily and tripped the elephant's exposed feet with one lift!

It turned out that this ant was imported, and the elephant said, "I am convinced!" After all, even the moon in the United States is rounder than that in China, and so are ants! "

Ants seriously confuse elephants. At night, the rabbit saw ants passing by his door in droves. The rabbit quickly asked one of the ants, "What are you doing with so many ants?" The ant replied, "the elephant is injured and needs blood transfusion in the hospital." Let's donate blood to elephants! " "Rabbit:! ? ￥.-**"。

The next morning, the rabbit saw the ants striding back. He asked one of the ants, "Why are you all back?" Ant: "tmd, there are so many brothers whose blood types are different from those of elephants." Only one ant has the right blood type, so we left him to donate blood, and we came back ~! "

The rabbit fainted after hearing this. ..

Not long after the elephant was discharged from the hospital, he gathered all his brothers and sisters and peed all the ant holes he could see. The rabbit saw it and wondered, "Why did you bite and feed your hand?" "The elephant said angrily," This is the most poisonous trick of ants. The ants who donate blood have AIDS. "

The next day, the rabbit found that a large number of ants died and ran to ask. Ant cloud: "The elephant that urinates is from Beijing. It has SARS!" " "