Recommend a few funny jokes

One day, I heard a friend quarreling with his sister, and her sister said, "Get out of here!" Friend: "well, get away, don't call me back!" " His sister: "I didn't tell you to roll straight, I told you to roll back and forth!" " Roll back and forth. . .

a: I think my parents have a unique imagination. B: Why? A: When I asked how I got here, he said I picked it up. B: What's so strange about that? Many parents say so. A: They said they picked it up by fighting monsters ... by fighting monsters. . .

A tough girl at the same table in high school wears a skirt in summer, and it's hot, so she fills the skirt with books from the bottom. She: Keep watch for me and see if any boys are peeking! Me: Elder sister, I am a man. Can you be gentle? ! She: You are a man. Do you have any proof? Me: Of course, do you have anything I have? She: You don't have enough evidence for that thing. . . Insufficient evidence. . . It hurts my innocent heart!

I went shopping with a sister and talked about my ex-boyfriend. Sister said: "I don't know how he is now? Did you break up with that woman? " My sister looked into the distance and said indifferently, "How can I bear to see them break up? I want to watch them get married, quarrel, cold war, mistress, domestic violence, infertility ... "(@

A couple took the subway to Century Park, and after leaving the station, they argued about which entrance was close. Boyfriend insisted on the No.1 exit, while girlfriend insisted on the No.2 exit. As a result, her boyfriend had no choice but to turn to the staff at the information desk. Aunt looked at the boy and only said: If you want to go to Century Park, you should go to Gate 1, and if you want a girlfriend, you should go to Gate 2.