A funny copy that makes people laugh.

1. Don't keep retouching. We all know that you are ugly in reality.

The princesses were awakened by the prince's kiss. And you, besides being hungry, were awakened by urine.

Don't blame others for judging people by their appearances. After all, the heart is too far away and the face is in front of us.

There are four things in life: helping mud, carving rotten wood, turning salted fish and scalding dead pigs.

5. Many things are like news broadcast. You can't escape by changing the channel. You must face them bravely.

6. Often when a person says, I'm not bragging, he begins to brag.

The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.

Eight. Student: "Teacher, what you teach is useless." Teacher: "I forbid you to say that about yourself."

9. When you encounter misfortune, remember to smile at yourself in the mirror, so that you will find that this misfortune is nothing compared with your strength.

1 Say that men and women are equal. Why can't I go into the ladies' room?

Call me when you are hungry, and I'll give you a snack.

12. In the past, everyone always called me poor diaosi, short, poor and frustrated, short, fat and ugly. Today, I know that I can have a more appropriate name-dohihara!

Thirteen. "Bring me my cup." "I think you should use the word" please "." "Then please give me my cup."

14. In fact, every time I finish quarreling with you, I especially regret it. Really, I should have hit you!

15. What is friendship? I changed my mobile phone number four times after graduation. I haven't been to QQ, but my classmates will contact me when they get married. This is friendship!

16. Don't always say that you lost at the starting line. The starting line of others is the end you will never reach.

17. People, who have a dream of red mansions and live in the world of water margin, want to make friends with the Taoyuan brothers of the Three Kingdoms, but they always meet some monsters in Journey to the West.

18. The little girl dreams of finding a white horse. When they opened their eyes, they found that the whole world was a gray donkey. After being heartbroken, they can only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable person.

19. God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made my heart ache and my bones and muscles strain.

20. If you like playing games, I can practice. You like to cook good food, I can learn; But you said you liked the ugly ones. What do you want me to do？ There's nothing I can do.

2 1. How lonely is it to be single? Only single people know. How important is money? Only those who have no money know how important height is. Only short people know how important body shape is. Only obese people know how important looks are. Only people who are ugly enough to feel inferior know. But these are not the point, the point is that I actually know all these!

Twenty-two "Do you have a cold?" "Well, is my voice a little hoarse?" "No, the first time I saw you smoking, one nostril didn't smoke."

23. To be an independent fairy, she is optimistic and strong, independent of men, not pretending to be cute and coquettish, straightforward and simple, and does not play tricks. If this persists, she will not only get married, but also find a boyfriend.

24. During the Spring Festival, the status of single marriageable men and women at home is the same as that of a harem without a prince's concubine. Some people worry about you, some people give you advice, some people give you a dirty look, and some people laugh at you.