cold joke

As we all know, jokes are a good way to ease the atmosphere. I'm here to share a set of cold jokes with you. Don't miss it when passing by!

Cold joke collection

1. The loveliness of the owl is that it will open its eyes when darkness comes, and close its eyes to sleep when light comes.

The tortoise can only move forward if it sticks its head out.

Ants get together, even lions can kill them.

No matter how many sheep there are, there is no threat to the lion.

It is because of toad that swans become so noble.

6. A snake can't fly, but it can still catch birds whose home is the sky.

7. With the right stage, the duck will also become a croaking role.

8. The strongest whale can do nothing in the desert.

No matter how black the cow is, the milk is always white.

10, the hunted animals know that there are always traps around what you crave most.

1 1. Only those who escape the net can talk about freedom.

12. Rain can wet the spots on the cheetah's fur, but it can't be washed off.

13, the biggest enemy of sheep is not the wolf, but the shepherd.

Cold joke collection

1, a pig went to Korea for plastic surgery and was turned into a human head according to its wishes.

But when she came home with her head on her head, Mother Pig denied her. She was so sad that she provoked her everywhere. Come and hit me, come and hit me, and beat me into a pig's head for my mother to recognize! ?

2. One day, the zebra and his son went to play on the road. Suddenly, halfway through, my son disappeared.

A hundred thousand animals telling cold jokes are humorous, and a hundred thousand animals telling cold jokes are humorous.

She began to look for it. As soon as she reached the zebra crossing next to the road, she burst into tears and said, my son, that son of a bitch crushed you like this! ?

3、? Look, son, there are seven monkeys in the tree over there, and there is one on the ground. How many monkeys are there?

? With Tenuto?

? Ten nima, seven plus one equals eight, okay?

? Dad, are you stupid? Monkey said.

4. Is the alpaca a grass-mud horse? No, the obvious difference between the two is:

1: Alpacas eat grass and grass mud horses eat lying grass;

2: Alpaca has hair, and grass mud horse has no hair;

3: Alpacas can eat, grass mud horses can't eat;

4. Grass mud horse is a rare protected animal, while alpaca is not;

5: Alpacas can evolve into grass mud horses, and vice versa;

6. Grass mud horses live in the famous Gobi "Mahler Gobi" and alpacas live in South America.

If you can keep the above 6 points in mind, then you are not far from becoming a clay clan! After becoming a Ni Chao clan, you can at least have a grass mud horse and a crazy mud horse. Of course, it depends on your strength.

A tiger caught a cold and wanted to eat a panda. The panda cried. You have a cold. Why did you eat me? The tiger said that the advertisement said that if you have a cold, you should eat white and black! ?

6. There is a plate of sashimi on the table. The salmon said to the tuna, Hey, look at the octopus over there. It looks disgusting! ?

Tuna ignored it. Salmon unwilling, and push:? You see you see

Tuna couldn't help it: Brother, do we know each other well?

7. something happened to the bat's fourth son-in-law Shuo. Find the bat's fifth son-in-law, and the thief will find a way. The thief said: nothing! This is a piece of cake! Anything bigger than this can be solved. I will invite Sheriff Black Cat out for dinner and invite your best friend, the beautiful snake, to accompany him. Just prepare a red envelope. This is called: eating a soft mouth; Hold a soft hand; My legs are weak after whoring. ?

Sheriff Black Cat came to the restaurant and saw the beautiful snake, but his eyes stopped: Yo! You all know each other! ?

Said the thief and mouse, that's true! A nest of snakes and mice! ?

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