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How to prove that you are poor in one sentence?
1, I heard that shampoo will be free in rainy days.
Bite your tongue if you want to eat meat.
The mice came to my house to look for food, and finally they all left with tears in their eyes.
4. The northwest wind is quite strong recently, so I'm not hungry.
5. Six-digit password protects one-digit deposit. How can I take it out for help online?
6. Drink half of jasmine honey tea and fill it with water to become jasmine green tea; Drink half of jasmine green tea and add water to make Nongfu Spring.
7. I can't afford the AA system now. I invented an AAB system myself. You have the AA system, and I'm embarrassed to go.
8. Be careful when crossing the lawn, don't dirty the soil I want to eat.
Poverty not only limits my imagination, but also severely limits my attraction, influence, competitiveness and immunity.
10, I heard that buy one get one free bread in the supermarket, so give me the "buy one get one free"!
1 1. You can't have your cake and eat it, but you can be poor or single.
12. Don't call me for any activities with a dollar or more.
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