Tell a humorous joke to a girl.

The humorous jokes that make girls happy are as follows:

Give fat people some advice on dressing in cold weather: don't wear red down jacket, just like tomatoes; Don't wear green either, it looks like a watermelon; Don't wear yellow, wear grapefruit and the like; Don't wear white, put it on like cabbage; Don't wear black, dress like a bear; Do not wear beige, put on potatoes; Even if you don't wear anything, you look like a big steamed stuffed bun

My mother told me today, girl, you can't get any fatter. You see, you are a gourd in underwear and a pear without underwear. My dad said, nonsense, our daughter is also bumpy, obviously a lotus root, a section of fat.

When I was a child, I saw others holding rabbit ears. I asked my mother, doesn't this rabbit hurt? My mother told me that rabbits' ears are so long that people can carry them. This sentence has been printed in my ignorant mind until one day, I saw a donkey, and that day, I was almost kicked to death.

Joke source

Joke is a Chinese word, and the pinyin is xiào hua, which means something that makes people laugh. Jokes are short in length, simple and ingenious in story, often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling of being suddenly enlightened. Most of them reveal absurd phenomena in life, which are ironic and entertaining. There are different tastes.

A joke can also refer to a phrase or a short story, which makes both the speaker and the listener feel funny or produces a sense of humor. Another action-oriented joke is that actions affect people's vision and perception, and they feel happy and funny. On June 7th, 2008, Joke was approved by the State Council to be included in the second batch of national intangible cultural heritage list.