There are cold jokes every day.

1. There is a cake in the forest. He is lost and can't walk out. Guess who encouraged him to go out? The pig is because of chocolate cake. There is a joke that astronauts use adult diapers. Qian Feng quickly responded: "Adult diapers are not wet, give someone a name." Wang Han said coldly that they were not interested in knowing the answer, so they ignored him. However, Ou Di couldn't help it later and said, "Sorry, brother, I want to know Qian Feng's answer." Qian Feng immediately stood up with excitement and pride-adult diapers, and package ~ ~ ~ adult! ! ! 3. Qian Feng: Why is the penguin's belly white and everyone is at a loss? Qian Feng: Penguins have short hands, so they can only take a bath in front. In the first phase of the college entrance examination star class, two girls were admitted to Fudan Mathematics Department, but they all said that their dream was to make a movie. Wang Han: Sorry, Fudan teacher. Our children in Hunan are like this. They were admitted to the Department of Mathematics, but their dream was to make movies. Qian Feng: It's not a digital movie now. . . A boy said his nickname was jolin, and everyone began to think about the reason. Wang Han: Is it because the vegetables have grown taller after taking a shower, so it's called Jolin Qian Feng: I know, because he is 1.90 meters, so when he finishes, it's like a cold wind blowing, and the boys keep nodding wildly (dude, you know me ~ ~) 6. Wang Han: "Turn 360 degrees. Qian Feng: "Wow, it's hot! "7. Customer:" Why doesn't the wine you sell smell of alcohol? The waiter smelled it and said, "Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to mix your wine." "8. Once a group of young scientists came, a Beijing baby said that there were five poisons in his house, and spiders were weaving webs beside his bed. Then Qian Feng said, "One good thing is that there are no mosquitoes ..." A cold wind blew, and Wang Han and Ou Di immediately got out of the way and said they would come and interview you alone. Qian Feng walked up to the little scientist and asked coldly, Are there any mosquitoes in your house? There is a man climbing a rock. When he was about to climb to the top of the mountain, a wolf tried to burn the rope with a burning candle. The man said a word and the wolf blew out the candle. The man said, Happy England! 10. The number you dialed cannot be connected. Why? Because Ningbo is far from Beijing. 1 1. There was a man who looked like an onion, crying while walking ... 12. The child entered the toy store with a fake bill and wanted to buy a toy plane. The buddy said, "Son, your money is not real. The child replied, "Is your plane real?" "13. There are five people walking side by side in the street. A billboard fell from the sky, but only three people died. Why? Because it was McDonald's ("M")14. Wang Han: "The tea is cold. Ou Di: "No, Qian Feng didn't tell cold jokes. How can tea be cold! Ou Di nudged him and said, "Xiaofeng, tell a cold joke." "Qian Feng: Do you know the name of the tiger? OD: Tiger Qian Feng: Wrong! ! Everybody: What? Qian Feng: Dandan! Everyone: Qian Feng: Because the tiger is Dandan (eyeing) 16. Q: In Spartan, 800 people went to the battlefield, but in the end only 300 people went to the battlefield. Why? A: Because 500 Wu Bai went to sing. 17. A bird was hit many times. Why are you still flying? Answer: because of the slow response ... 18. There is a mental derangement, where did he get a pistol? He is walking in a black alley. Suddenly I met a young man, and the mental derangement pressed him to the ground without saying anything, pointing a gun at his head. Q, what is one plus one? The young man was frightened and pondered for a long time. Answer, equal to two. The psychopath killed him without hesitation. Then he held the gun in his arms and said coldly, You know too much …19. An American, a Japanese and an China are exploring the jungle. As a result, they were all arrested by cannibal tribes. But the tribal leader said, "I'm in a good mood today. I won't eat you, but you all have to get a hundred boards, but you can have a wish come true before you get a board." "Americans are the first to get the board. He said, "Before hitting the board, put 1 mat on my ass. "Mat, boards rained down; In the past, 70 boards were ok. After the 70-board back cushion was smashed and there was blood on the board ... America always left. When the Japanese saw this, they asked for a 10 mattress. After 1, 2, 3 ... 100, the Japanese got up and patted their ass, nothing happened; Then he boasted about his imitation ability and re-creation ability with a smelly mouth, and wanted to sit in a Chinese drama. China people get down slowly and say slowly, "Come, give me a Japanese mat. Son: Dad, are you free on Friday afternoon? Dad: "What is it?" Son: "The school will open a micro-parent forum!" "Dad:" What is a micro-parent forum? "Son:" Just the head teacher, you and me! ""2 1. From Koji: There is a bird that flew from the sun to the earth in a day; It took two days to fly from the earth to the sun. Why? Because flying towards the sun, one wing blocks the sun, and only one wing can fly, which takes two days. 2 1. From Koji: Star, how many grams? Starbucks (8 grams), 8 grams 22. Ou Di joke: One day Xiao Qiang came home crying and said, "Mom, mom, my classmates all say my head is a kite." Then my mother said, "How come? Won't it? Come and run with me. " 23. A man was fishing and caught a squid. Then the squid said, "Don't kill me, don't kill me, please let me go." The man said, "well, I'll test you a few questions." Squid said, "Take the exam, take the exam quickly!" " "Then the man roasted it ... 24. Qian Feng:" When a pig walked from China to England, what did it become? "The answer is pig Qian Feng's quotation 1: the circuit board can be an alchemist. Qian Feng's Quotations 2: Know yourself and win every battle. Qian Feng's Quotations 3: Go = Bao Li was sent away. Qian Feng Quotations 4: 90 =Jolin Qian Feng Quotations 5: Golden Pig = Golden Spider Qian Feng Quotations 6: Raising spiders can prevent mosquitoes.