A romantic and interesting joke story

1、? Do you believe in the saying "Love is eternal"?

? Of course, but the premise is that couples are constantly changing. ?

Mathematicians and their girlfriends are walking in the park. The girlfriend asked:? My face is covered with freckles. Do you really mind? The mathematician replied:? Absolutely not! I was born with a decimal point. ?

My wife gave me a cold war. I ordered some flowers for her and told the flower seller to write on the card: I regret it, I love you!

But when the flowers were delivered to his wife, she was even more angry.

I saw the card saying: I regret that I love you!

4, a buddy was broken up, and finally let his girlfriend sing a song together and invite us all. At KTV, he said to his girlfriend, Let me sing the last song for you.

We thought we were going to sing some affectionate songs to impress our girlfriend and make her change her mind, but he clicked "Xi shua".

Would you please bring mine back to me and spit it out after eating mine?

She: I love you like a shining star.

He: I am not a star. Don't use this hobby?

She: This is the only way I can express it.

He: But I won't exist forever like a star.

6. I saw a classic sentence on the Internet one day: I know your depth and you know my length. I sent it to my girlfriend.

After a while, my girlfriend replied, hey, I know your length, but you don't know my depth! ! !

I felt a shock in my heart, and then I fell into a deep inferiority complex and never got out of the shadows again?

7. A young man went on a blind date, and the matchmaker told him to be modest when meeting for the first time and not to embarrass the girl. ?

After meeting, both men and women have a good impression on each other. The girl asked. How can you be willing to have a blind date with me when you are in such a good condition?

The young man said humbly at once. Where can a good girl like me have a crush on me?

8. A macho man ran a long-distance race, and a girl came up to him shyly and said: Can handsome guys chase you?

The man froze for two seconds and ran towards the runway. Ok, come with me?

9. Walking with my boyfriend likes to hug his waist and pull his clothes by the way.

Walking one day, he suddenly said:? Can you stop pulling my clothes?

I was unhappy and said, can't you have a baby when you talk to me?

Then he said:? Don't pull my baby clothes, okay?

Me:

10, watching TV when I was a child, two people kissed, so I asked my grandmother: Grandma, what are they doing? Grandma said earnestly, Baby, don't be like them. They belong to the old society. People eat people. ?

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