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What wonderful things have you encountered when people are in the workplace?

Liu Yali of our company insisted on being a mistress, but she met a powerful proprietress, and the wonderful person was embarrassed:

Liu Yali was fascinated by the men in the company with his net red face and enchanting little figure.

Liu Yali, who has a high heart, has a standard for his half, and he must be a successful man. After all, successful young men are a minority, not to mention successful men also have their own mate selection criteria. Liu Yali pick to pick, has reached the age of 27.

The more successful men there are, the more disdainful the average man is, so his eyes are fixed on General Yun, the boss of the company.

Mr. Yun is 46 years old, and he has gone from a small shop to more than 2 chain stores. He also has the idea that he should enjoy it after experiencing changes. Liu Yali's kindness, without concentration, fell into the gentle township.

General Yun bought Liu Yali a sports car called Leopard and a brand-name bag. Liu Yali feels that she has really become the woman of the big boss, and she feels very good about herself.

On that day, when something happened, the proprietress Yu Jie went to work near the company and had a cup of tea at General Manager Yun's office. Happened to Liu Yali flirting with total cloud, Yu Jie pushed the door and came in to see red-handed.

In the early years, Mr. Yu Jie and Mr. Yun worked hard to start a business. After the storm, they have seen the world, and they are meticulous and not surprised when things happen.

I clearly saw the overly intimate behavior of General Yun and Liu Yali, but I pretended not to know.

In the evening, General Yun had a meal and tried to explain to Yu Jie: Actually, we ......

Yu Jie casually interrupted General Yun: Old Yun, I'm tired of staying at home these days. I want to help you with something.

General Yun had no reason to refuse, so Yu Jie went to work in the company. All of a sudden, Yun Zong and Liu Yali messed up the company's mess. Cloud always doesn't matter, Liu Yali uneasy heart, like a lost soul.

Yu Jie said: Things that can be solved with money are not called things. Money serves people.

that day, Yu Jie found a private detective office and talked with the detective for more than an hour.

A week later, photos of Liu Yali getting drunk and dancing wildly in nightclubs were sent to every employee of the company, and Liu Yali became the joke of everyone's private discussion.

Laughing and mocking eyes can split people's nerves. Liu Yali couldn't stand it. Entering the company door was like going to the gate of hell, but he resigned himself. Yu Jie accepted Liu Yali's resignation with a smile on behalf of the company.

The story isn't over yet. Once Liu Li went shopping in a shopping mall, she found a flat tire in a sports car. In a dilemma, a tall guy driving a Ferrari took the initiative to help change the tire, so he made friends. According to the guy, he is a rich second generation of a well-known enterprise. Liu Yali felt that a precious brother had fallen from the sky, and he was chasing after him, trying to seize this godsend.

After a sweet life of more than half a year, one day Liu Yali saw her boyfriend's Porsche from a distance on the road and followed it. After a while, she found that Porsche had entered a car rental company. Liu Yali parked the sports car at the gate of the taxi company and waited. After a while, her boyfriend came out from the inside, and saw Liu Yali's boyfriend first one leng, and then a strange smile appeared on his face.

Liu Yali asked angrily, so your car is rented.

I didn't say I bought it either. My boyfriend has a bad smile.

your identity as a rich second generation is also false?

The boyfriend still smiles: Is there any standard for the rich and the poor? I don't think I'm not rich.

Liu Yali couldn't find the right words to refute him, and his anger erupted: you are a liar, a big liar and immoral.

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to tell you the truth, the chairman of this rental company is my cousin, and I am the manager. Is it an accident?

Liu Yali was cold from head to toe, which was played by Yu Jie and his sister.

After another half month, Liu Yali received a court summons. Yu Jie sued her on the grounds that the money for buying a sports car belongs to the same property as the husband and wife. Without the consent of his wife, it is invalid for Yun to buy a sports car for Liu Li. The evidence is the transfer record of Yunzong Bank Card, and the court supports Yu Jie's appeal.

In court, Yu Jie told the judge: For the sake of being with my old cloud for two years, I want her to return half the price of the sports car, provided that I get the cash within half a month.

I can't help it. Liu Yali sold a sports car.

Yu Jie took steps to protect her husband's face and played with Liu Yali like a cat catching a mouse, but it didn't push her to the wall.

In this way, Liu Yali wasted three years meaningless. At the age of thirty-one, she became an old maid and left a disgraceful joke.

Girl, it's better to find someone who loves each other and live a down-to-earth life.

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what wonderful things have you encountered in the workplace?

I don't know if this is a wonderful thing, but I really met a senior in a manubrium department. Considering the weakening of their working ability, they have a kind of slackness after a long time in office, so they issued a policy of understanding Africa, that is, leading cadres at or above the department level retired to the second line at the age of 52 and no longer held real posts. This policy was implemented at the prefecture level. In order to implement the policy, a bureau not only responded to the policy, but also adopted the method of application to implement it, so it issued documents, and the stock-level leaders (that is, the heads of front-line departments) retired to the second line at the age of 48 to keep in line with the policies of their superiors. This department belongs to the front line, and it is the position of the front line. At the age of 48, it is still in the prime of life, but metaphysics makes people retreat according to the higher-level policies. As a result, many resources are gradually disappearing, and competitiveness is weakening. Enterprises have to work hard to lay the foundation. Enterprise development is not only realistic, but also a wonderful work.

My cousin has two vertical rooms. The first floor faces the street, and there are many passengers. People in XX province rent it to open a snack bar. Steamed buns, porridge and fried dough sticks are the signs of breakfast in this shop. The boss and chef, the proprietress as waiters, and the couple's shop.

My cousin's family is on the opposite side, hugging each other, and standing on the balcony overlooking the snack bar, we can see every move in the store clearly. My cousin gets up early every day. Because of boredom, he stands on the balcony and watches the passenger flow in the snack bar.

guests who come to the snack bar for breakfast usually order a bowl of porridge, a plate of pickles and a steamed steamed steamed bun, which is the most suitable for the average person's breakfast. However, most guests can't finish eating a steamed bun, and there will be one, two, or even three or four left. The proprietress will take the steamed bun back to the cupboard, pick up the leftovers immediately, put it together into another steamed bun, and put it together for nine, and then take it out for the next guest to eat.

Since then, my cousin has been sick of vomiting at the sight of steamed buns, and he never wants to see white and tender steamed buns again.

There are many strange things in the workplace. Let me tell you an old story from my early years. Colleague A lives in a secluded place, with no access to cars and horses, only paths. A group of more than 1 people agreed to drive there. Before leaving, colleague B wanted to bring a hundred kilograms of things from A to A by the way. After getting off the bus, he walked for more than ten miles. After arriving, everyone rushed to call for a tired rest. Suddenly, he found out that B turned out to be a strongman and followed everyone for a long time, which was very calm and interesting.

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Recently, I worked in a handmade jewelry shop for a few days. A group of sisters chattered together, which was lively and funny, and the progress of the work was quite fast. If you want to say something wonderful, there is really a wonderful sister who always does wonderful things.

speaking of which, she is a glorious military wife. With a thick black ponytail and a big black face plate, her eyes are still bright, and her two thick lips are full of simple and honest strength, and her voice is particularly loud. People send her the nickname Horn Sister. Although this is not a handsome appearance, she is a female hero, and she drives an off-road vehicle. She said that she is a particularly impatient temper, and she loves to worry about everything. She has no patience and can't wait. Although I am not beautiful, even my military husband is convinced.

She said that she lived in the army with her husband. She made herself look like a soldier, listening to the bugle, getting up, exercising, eating and so on. When she became a commander, she became familiar with people of all ages, and she became the focus wherever she went. Wherever she went, there were bursts of laughter, and she boasted that she was a wonderful flower.

Wonderful sharing

First of all, thank you very much for answering this question here. Let me lead you into this question together. Now let's discuss it together.

1. There was a customer complaint. A customer service called the customer for the second time before he got a solution from his superiors and didn't have a solution himself. The customer asked him how to solve it. He said a lot of nonsense, but he still didn't solve it, and then he was scolded by the customer and died. We asked him why he was in such a hurry to call the customer for the second time. He said that although there was no solution yet, I just wanted to call him to comfort him and let him get over it ... (Kind as you)

2. Once the company had a power outage at 7 o'clock and called at 9 o'clock, the customer service went to work at 8 o'clock. After the supervisor came to work, he casually asked if the customer service had a job in the morning. The customer service replied: It didn't start working until 9 o'clock. The supervisor replied: Isn't your laptop always charging? The customer service was stunned (isn't the computer that is charging all the time enough to cope with this one-hour power outage?)

3. The superior told a colleague that you should remember to write a vacation note in advance when you take three days off in a few days. Later, after the colleague had a rest, the leave slip was still not handed over. When asked, this colleague replied: I thought you were talking casually (you thought your superiors were idle)

4. One day, colleague A accidentally sent the wrong salary document to a large group of companies, and then withdrew it. Things went on like this for a while, and then one day, when Colleague A was ordered to convey the boss's opinion and advised Colleague B not to be late for no reason, Colleague B reported to the boss that Colleague A had leaked the salary documents (which was very thoughtful)

The answers to this question shared above were all personal opinions and suggestions, and I hope the answers to this question I shared can help everyone.

At the same time, I hope you can enjoy my sharing. If you have a better answer to this question, please share the comments to discuss this topic.

I'm here at last. I wish you all a happy working life every day, a healthy life every day, a prosperous family and everything, and a prosperous business every year. Thank you!

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hello, I'm a wonderful example of

who hates people and laughs at people without them.

Z is a 5-year-old front-line worker, who is a master in this small enterprise of 4 people, but everyone his age is already a middle-level leader. He is indeed a worker, which makes Z feel very unbalanced. Gradually, the work arranged by the leader deliberately drags on, telling the leader that he can't do it with all kinds of difficulties, and the leader is also very angry. However, some precision machining can't be done by others, so he still has to count on Z, and he can't be dismissed. The whole unit, from the big boss to the small cooking aunt, Z will make irresponsible remarks in front of others and spit out all kinds of things. After a long time, everyone knows that he is such a person, and gradually no one wants to talk to him, just maintaining an ordinary colleague relationship.

after a project, we organized everyone to clean up and collect a lot of waste products. When the leader said that we would throw them away, Z organized several people to secretly take them away and sell them. The money earned by these people went to eat a meal after work. After the dinner, Z went to check out, and if the money was not enough, Z paid some in advance. When he returned to the dinner, he told everyone that "the money was not enough, and each person would give him 2 yuan tomorrow".

After the meeting, everyone took the bus home together. On the way, a colleague found that he had left his things in the hotel, so he had to get off and go back to get them. Z advised him to get them the next day. This colleague refused, then he got off and went back to get things. Then Z said to another colleague, "This is going back to check the accounts", and his colleague said with a smile that he could not.

after going to work the next day, someone asked how much money Z should be given again, but Z changed his mind and said 1 yuan per person!

at that time, I thought it might be that I was young, had little experience, and was full of wonders in the world. What a long experience!

there is an intern.

1. Every day, she comes to work wearing all kinds of clothes that show her breasts, thighs and stomachs. Others don't know where to put their eyes. Later, the familiar client hesitated for a long time before saying that we shouldn't take her with us in the future. She doesn't think she is like a lawyer. 2. Whether she will come to work or not depends on her mood. Generally, she doesn't come until after ten o'clock. If there are any materials unfortunately left with her, everyone will have to wait for her to come to work.

3. Never look at the occasion when you speak. Once she was receiving a client, and someone told her about being cheated. She suddenly looked up from the mobile game and laughed loudly several times, asking if the client was stupid. 4. 4-5 colleagues and 2-3 colleagues are all spared, which may be the key harvest of general casting nets?

finally, she stayed for about a week and was asked out by us.

As for the wonderful things ~ Look at the picture

There was once a company that suddenly parachuted into a high-rise one day. It is said that this high-rise was the chairman's brother. However, before, he didn't work in the internet, but he was related to engineering. So in order to let him quickly integrate into our team and get familiar with the business, he was asked to rotate jobs in various departments, saying that it was rotation, but in fact there was nothing to do. When he was older, it was difficult to educate him. We were very busy at that time. Just ask him for help and do a little paperwork. He immediately told us in the WeChat group that there are still young and old people to take care of at home, and it is really too busy. Please solve it yourself. The implication is that he is not here to work. We were all very angry. Because, no matter who you are, why or where you come from, since you are in our team at this stage, you should abide by some kind of contract. Now when people really have difficulties, give them the necessary support. I think this is the general rule in the modern workplace, not in the bureaucratic period. The children of some big leaders can do whatever they want. Otherwise, there is no need to come to our department to give us trouble. It will not only help us, but also distract our energy and attention and give us counseling and support. This is a very stupid thing. But it did happen in a famous internet company. It is said that there are quite a few such things. Every company has some blood ties and nepotism. Can only say that this is the dregs left by human society. Even the internet industry is such a fair, just and transparent advanced industry, it is inevitable that such a thing will happen. I feel very sorry.