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What is the weirdest person you met in college?
The weirdest person I have ever seen in college is one of my roommates. The degree of weirdness of this person is absolutely unimaginable by ordinary people.
He has different ideas from others on many things. He can’t tell what is a joke. Sometimes I just make a joke and he takes it seriously. He has no hobbies, nor is he interested in the student clubs of the university. He went to two places in his freshman year, the classroom and the dormitory. When we discussed some issues in the dormitory, he didn’t even know about it, so he would ask us and various questions. This is a particularly childish question that we cannot answer.
He likes to find someone to do anything with him. I remember one time when it was almost noon, he was very hungry because he had not eaten in the morning, so he asked us if we were going to buy food. Let’s go together. None of the people in the dormitory were particularly hungry, so we said we would go later, and he said I should wait for a while. Five minutes later, he asked again if we were still hungry, and he still didn’t go, but I had already I heard his stomach began to growl. Unfortunately, we didn't move. He didn't go even though he was hungry. In my opinion, this behavior was very incomprehensible. Since he was hungry, he should go buy it himself. Why do you have to go with us?
There is an even weirder thing. Because he has nothing to do, he often plays games in the dormitory, but every time he turns up the sound very loudly. When we sit next to him, it feels like our eardrums will burst. Just tell him to play the game at a lower volume, but he can't hear it. He can only hear it when you say it very loudly, and even if he hears it, he will ignore you. We all joked that he turned on the king mode and didn't play the game. From now on, we told him that there might be something wrong with his ears and that he should go to the hospital for a checkup, but he just said it was fine. At night, when everyone goes to bed, he is still playing games. We asked him to wear headphones to play games. He said no and told us that wearing headphones is not good for his ears. But when he watches some learning videos on his mobile phone, he We secretly put on the headphones, which really made us feel helpless
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