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Stephen Chow funny dialogue 003: Flying is the flying of Xiao Li's flying knife; The knife is Xiao Li's-knife! 008: In order to find witnesses, we visited the dog of my cousin's child at the aunt's house next door ... shaolin soccer: Ng Man Tat: The lame man, yes, I am, so what? Are you lame? King of comedy: Piao Piao: I hate people's mouths broken. Qiu Tian: I don't want to have a broken mouth. Piaopiao: Then why don't you wear more lipstick? Qiu Tian: Then put it on ... A Chinese Odyssey: Mrs Niu (right): If I were you and my husband married a little wife, I might as well die. Niu Wangmo: Really (surprise). Mrs Niu: But I'll vote for you first. King of comedy-Qiu Tian: Uncle Qi, there will be a thunderstorm in the community theater tomorrow night. Did you remember your lines? Seventh Uncle: I recited it. I even wrote a song. When the host saw the maid, he sang: You are beautiful, you are beautiful. The servant girl saw the master sing, you are so handsome, you are so handsome. Qiu Tian: Hey, good, good ... Good food-Referee: Good folding stool! The secret of folding stool is that it can be hidden in the house and easily obtained, and you can sit on it and hide the murder. Even if you are caught by the police, you can't sue. It is really the first of the seven weapons! Bajie: In terms of wisdom and martial arts, I have always been a little higher than him, but now there is a fairy from Xia Zi, and I am afraid he is a little higher than me. Friar Sand: I'm here! Bajie: Because of you, he is a little taller than me! My admiration for you is as boundless as the river and as uncontrollable as the Yellow River. -Classic lines in Duke of Lushan.