Jokes that make women happy teach you sweet words that make women happy.

If you want to make a woman happy, how can you not say sweet words? This is to recommend some jokes that make women happy, sweet and crisp love words!

Jokes that make women happy:

1, you know, no one touches my heart like you.

2. Because I want to prove that I still love you as before 50 years later, because I want to prove that I love you the most in the world, because I want to run for a model couple with you, because I am worried that other boys will bully you, so I must rob you first, because it is you, so it is you.

The way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced?

4. Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times.

I want to marry you and keep you around. I want you to spend the rest of my life with me and participate in all the important or unimportant moments in my life. My high spirits, my career map and my marriage are almost finished, which makes me feel that once in my life, it is a gift from heaven. The world is so lonely, with a long population of billions, you are the only one around me.

6. The world is a giant doll machine. I just stand by the window and miss you.

7. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married.

Follow me and don't get lost.

9. I have only one you from this world, because it is you. If I'm late, it doesn't matter.

10, I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will lead to tooth decay.

1 1, I exhausted all my luck, just for the moment I met you, my life lit up at that moment.

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Jokes that make women happy:

12, with you, I can't guarantee that you are the happiest, but I must be the happiest.

13, the world is big, but my heart is small, just enough to put you down. But it's stuck. I can't let you out again.

I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future.

I know what love is, but I can't do it without you

16, I really can't replace your mood with one sentence.

17, I hope the last thing I see before going to bed is you.

18, it takes a thousand cups of love poems to get drunk. There are only three lines of your smile, and I get drunk at a glance.

19, every time I am frustrated, I recall your little smile and your encouragement, which makes me face it firmly. Thank you!

20. No clothes fit better than your love, and no decoration is more charming than your love.

2 1. Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I really am the happiest person in the world.

22. If possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.