Who has a cold joke? . . . . . I want cold jokes. The colder the better.

1. What animal likes to stick on the wall? = => Seal (newspaper)

2. Why do foxes often wrestle? = => Because foxes are cunning (slippery)

3.4 people are playing mahjong in the house. Why did the police come and take away five people = => Because the people they played were called "Mahjong".

4. When do you like to drink soda? = => When you are lonely (when you are lonely, you will want soda)

5. What happened to an egg that went to the teahouse for tea? = => It turned out to be a tea egg.

6. There is a male deer. He walks faster and faster. What happened in the end? = => It became an expressway.

7. One day, Mung Bean committed suicide and jumped off the fifth floor. What happened? = => has become a red bean.

8. Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high? = => Because the stars will twinkle.

9. Corn wanted to pursue fashion and got a perm. What was the result? = => turned into popcorn.

0. What mouse walks on two feet? = => Mickey Mouse

1. What duck walks on two feet? = => All ducks walk on two legs.

2. Why don't men go out? = => Because when you go out, you become a layman.

3. What should I do at 12 pm? = => cramming, because when it is close to (zero), cramming.

4. Who is the thinnest, police, hooligans or soldiers? = => Rogue (rogue professor-thin)

An idiot took down the toilet on the plane and threw it away. Guess why? = => Because he is an idiot.

How many brothers does Aladdin have? = => Three (Ala A, Ala B, Ala C)

8. How much is a heart worth? = => 100 million (single-minded)

9. Which is stupid, the sun, the moon or the stars? = => Stars (The stars in the sky don't talk-Lu)

I hope you like it!