Humorous greetings

When do people write their greetings? Can you write humorous greetings? Let's take a look at these humorous greetings. This article is a humorous greeting I collected for you. Welcome to refer to.

Humorous greetings 1 1. Ordinary life should be treated with ordinary heart, and your life will be more exciting.

2. The petal rain floats, leaving you a flower heart, the four monsoon blows, leaving you a maple leaf, leaving you the joy when the tide surges in the middle of the month, leaving you a deep blessing in the dead of night, and the weather is changeable. Pay attention to your health!

3. In my dream, it is a flower that blooms with thoughts, emitting bursts of fragrance; In the flowers, it is a dream full of blessings, which sends long greetings to you after a busy day, eliminates fatigue, drives away troubles and brings happiness.

4. Fill a car with happiness, let peace clear the way, abandon all troubles, let happiness embrace you, store all warmth, drive away the cold, release the true feelings of your life, and let happiness smile at you forever.

5. No reason, just miss you, no reason, just love you, no excuse, just love you, no date, just dream of you, no choice, just want to see you, no choice but to send a message to tell you!

6. Turn the blessing into a breeze, blowing off the petals on the ground, and every petal is integrated into my deep thoughts. Every day's care and every greeting is my blessing to you. May you have a colorful and happy day.

7. The flowing moonlight, shrouded in deep thoughts, pours out a dense white light, which is my real blessing and gently sprinkles around you. May peace and good luck surround you, and may happiness accompany you.

8. That night, I wrote my blessings all over the new moon in the sky. Moonlight is shining around you. At this moment, health is with you, good luck hangs over you, happiness surrounds you, and happiness will accompany you all your life. May you be happy every day.

9. Life doesn't need to be earth-shattering, just be happy; Friendship doesn't need sweet words, just think about it; Money doesn't need a car to carry a bucket, just enough; Friends don't need to go all over the world, just have you!

10. Every pearl is originally a grain of sand, but not every grain of sand can be turned into a pearl.

1 1. Some people see the shadow in the light, while others see the light in the shadow.

12. Whether it is sunny or cloudy, you must remember to give yourself a beautiful smile.

13. When parents need you, don't have nothing but tears.

14. Optimists can rally and make a comeback, while pessimists often fail because of lack of self-confidence.

15. I have exhausted my life's dedication, and the rest is just to think twice.

16. Trouble can make you learn a lot, and it is also an opportunity to exercise yourself, so don't be afraid of trouble.

17. In real life, every great undertaking starts with confidence and takes the first step.

18. Although my growth is slower than others, I am also working very hard to produce a small flower.

19. Career is a fruit, but words are just leaves.

When you don't deserve your ambition, please calm down and work hard, and don't live up to your sufferings.

2 1. In front of the enemy, whoever calms down first will not be far from victory.

What you haven't picked is just a flower in spring, and the whole spring is still yours.

23. It is a kind of courage to insist on what you should do. It is another kind of courage not to do what conscience does not allow.

24. I hope I can lie on the sunflower and face the sunshine even if I am depressed.

25. For those who long for land, three inches of aquatic plants are the coast.

Life is fair. If you leave it alone, it will abandon you when you are in trouble.

27. People's cultivation lies in comprehension and meditation.

28. Grasp quality from the source and realize sustainable development.

29. It is beautiful to have you in life; I feel warm with you in my memory; I am proud to have you on the journey; I am determined to have you in my loss; You are silent, I feel brilliant; I'm glad to have you among my friends!

30. A warm greeting, a thoughtful hug, a small message and a deep blessing! To my most concerned friend, on this sunny day, I wish you happiness and infinite happiness!

3 1. Lovers need eight words, that is: trust, understanding, tolerance and tacit understanding. Now I use these eight words to bless our love. May we be happy all our lives and love each other forever.

32. Become bigger and brighter in the pure bath, and try to avoid you and me, but I will take away your sun, leave my sunshine, and let them shine in your heart! I sincerely wish you a smooth and comfortable life every day!

33. There are flowers in spring, bright moon in autumn, and air in rain and snow in winter. If there is no trouble in my heart, it is a good time in my life. I wish you: free in the morning, free at night, dream with your heart, dream with your heart. I wish you a happy day and a sweeter heart!

34. Thinking of you is a sweet sadness, a painful expectation, a happy melancholy and a helplessness that cannot be ignored. When you inadvertently think of me, I have been thinking about you for a long time.

35. That pure Yuan Ye, we walked hand in hand; That lush orchard, we shoulder to shoulder, harvest together. Sow the seeds of friendship and reap a happy life. Life is wonderful with you. I wish my friends happiness every day.

36. Loving you is a warm sadness, a romantic feeling, a gentle gesture, and a love that I want to say but have to say! Dear, happy wedding anniversary!

37. Life is impermanent, and everything follows fate. The human mind is like a container. After a long time, there will be sediment in it, which should be cleaned from time to time. Refresh yourself every day to be reborn.

38. Meeting is an ancient poem. Although this poem is short, it is very long. ...

39. The human mind is like a container. After a long time, there will be sediment in it. Empty the sediment of your heart from time to time, put it down when you should, and forget what you should forget. Clear away the rubbish in your heart and refresh yourself every day in order to be reborn.

40. Life has been in a hurry for decades, and no one appears in your life for no reason.

4 1. "I don't have time to be seriously young. When I understand, I can only choose to grow old seriously. " So the rest of your life is precious, don't waste it!

42. Don't take someone you don't care about seriously, just let nature take its course. Although it hurts, it also makes you feel relieved.

43. We walked on a parallel line, and an accidental step brought us together. Good memories are fresh, and keeping smiling is the most beautiful.

44. Remember that your smile is the best care, and the short message sent to you is the best gift. In busy days, I hope my greetings can bring you endless refreshments like Sprite with ice cubes, so that you can spend every day happily.

It's windy in this city, and lonely people always come home late.

46. When you walk alone and miss you, is it very painful? Fragmented sky always has fragmented thoughts. Memory, drifting away; Heart, more and more lonely.

47. I have written a hundred stories, and the protagonist of each story has your bad temper. Unfortunately, you have never come into my life.

48. I gradually feel that all the days that I can't go back have a reason, and all the people who can't come back have a reason.

49. Xiaoji was drunk in winter. Her face is like a drunken flower, and her carmine cheeks are covered with freckles. Eyes narrowed like a cat in the dark, eyes were ethereal and distant, like being imprisoned by ancient magic.

50. I hope that what I have worked so hard for will finally come true.

5 1. Let me say goodbye to you and then gently take out my hand. After a hundred days, the mountains and rivers are solemn and gentle.

52. Many times, I want to expose the gloom of life through the sunshine, but I accidentally broke the rope connecting my memory. All the memories, like beads, are scattered all over the floor, jumping around.

53. Today, I want to drink some peach blossom wine. Qian Shan Wanshui said it. I love you, I love you.

54. Disappointment is sometimes a kind of happiness, and it is precisely because of expectation that people will be disappointed. Because there is love, there will be expectations, so even disappointment is a kind of happiness, although this happiness is a bit painful.

55. Know in late spring and fall in love in early summer. Accompany you through the whole autumn and wait for another winter.

56. Sentimental season! Please leave me, I want a happy life, and don't let me indulge in the ocean of melancholy again.

57. When you meet a lovely person, life is not difficult at once. The streets and lanes and the evening breeze are sweet.

58. The misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River is nothing more than affection. Can a teenager marry me when I have long hair to my waist?

59. Happiness means that you love me and I love you. Cherish is that people who love each other will not hurt each other. Learn to cherish, from this second!

60. A person will meet two people in his life, one is amazing and the other is gentle.

6 1. It's raining in the city where you live. I wanted to ask you if you had an umbrella, but I held back, because I was afraid that you didn't bring it, and there was nothing I could do, just as I loved you but I couldn't give you the company you wanted.

Even if one string is broken, the other three strings will continue to play. This is life.

Just because we insist on not talking to each other doesn't mean I don't miss you. Try to alienate you, because I know I can't have you. Some love can only stay between lips and teeth, hidden in the years.

64. At the end of the story, the storyteller broke the fan and made up the first song, which won the house applause, but the storyteller quietly wiped his sleeves.

65. A moment of youth is like quicksand at the fingertips. Brilliant fireworks can't be cut after all.

66. Experts say that the first child is a boy, which means that the mother has a high IQ, and the girl shows that the father has a high IQ. So do you dare to compete with me for IQ?

67. No matter how beautiful love is, you should keep yourself and achieve yourself, and then love others.

68. No matter how warm the sunshine is, the streets will become deserted, and no matter how beautiful the peach blossoms will fall in the spring breeze.

69. You are afraid to go to many places because you are afraid of being overwhelmed by memories. Actually, you've dug yourself a hole. You touched yourself before you left.

70. I watched a movie I didn't understand, and found that others were absorbed in it, and then suddenly understood what loneliness was.

7 1. If possible, I just want a glass of water, a piece of bread and a flower. If it is more extravagant, I hope you can pour water, cut bread and send flowers.

72. I just want you to be honest with yourself. These more than ten years are really joys and sorrows, and I can't see you taking such a detour. These are all empty words that you are tired of listening to, and you will wake up after a cold and warm experience. Just like me.

73. Open the HarmonyOS system, who is the lover? It's all about romance.

74. Where you are, the weather is sunny and everything is lovely.

75. May the sun grow in your eyes and your smile be full of magnanimity.

76. Since then, the road has been long, and it is Xiu Yuan. Since then, the wind and smoke have not finished, and the lonely shadow has faded. Since then, I have drifted to other places and wandered far away.

77. Like a gorgeous swallowtail butterfly, it has lost its former glory and become a dead leaf. Spin, fly, and finally, sink into the dirty swamp.

78. I form meaning by doing many meaningless things; I abandoned the world because I was close to this grand world; I love you not because I love you; I stay away from you by getting close to you.

79. Just through the sunshine, the scenes of laughter and frolicking are still fixed in time and space. Your tenderness is like running water, and my love is like fallen leaves.

80. The world is very big, and not many people can meet and know each other. Only those who are attentive will take it to heart, and only those who are moved will have deep affection.

8 1. The most inspiring thing in the world is not respect and equality, but being loved.

82. You said I missed you. At that time, my heart flowed like the sky, but it was the moon that could not be turned away.

83. I am also eager for the warmth of one meter of sunshine. I am flying in the grass in the south of the Yangtze River, looking forward to the poems I met in the drizzle alley; For that familiar smile, I turned to the flowering period of gardenia fragrance in a thousand turns.

84. Your hand is the warmth of the whole city that I can't touch, and my heart is the chaos that you don't know.

85. Don't envy others. You have to understand that his life, like yours, is like an embroidery. While presenting a soft, bright and gorgeous picture on the front, his back is covered with miscellaneous and painful stitches.

86. In the morning, I send warm sunshine into your window, and the breeze caresses your face and sends you a piece of acacia. Whether it is sunny or rainy, you are always in my heart.

87. A person who is strong for too long will collapse; If a heart is hurt too much, it will want to escape; Behind every humble, there is a dream of thousands of turns; Behind every bite, there is always a heart full of holes.

88. Personal tragedy is just a vague sentence about history, and time is fleeting. As a nobody with no ambition in this magnificent tragedy of human desire, we have reason to doubt the history composed of records and words, but there is nothing we can do after all.

89. I only hope that after the prosperous scenery in the world, I will forget each other between the lines and be relatively speechless.

90. A few empty words are slow, but I still hope that my old friends will go further and further.

9 1. Is this the life you always wanted? Just smell the flowers, don't talk about sadness and joy, drink tea and study, seize the day. The sun is getting warmer and the days are getting slower and slower.

92. If you are unhappy, I will not feel better. Is this level of telepathy a tacit understanding?

93. Turn daily sadness into deep thoughts; Turn the thick reluctance into inexhaustible power; Dear, your leaving makes me cry, but I will be stronger!

94. I like this feeling. Cool and refreshing. To enjoy life, you don't have to be accompanied by delicacies, silks and satins. Nature is the most precious thing God has given to mankind.

95. Let's turn our worries into thinking and planning beforehand!

96. In life, you will be rewarded one day!

97. If a person wants to be excellent, you must accept the challenge.

98. People can afford to buy and put it down. What you can bear is survival, and what you can put aside is life.

99. We need to realize our dreams and dreams all our lives.

100. How far can people go? Don't ask about your feet, but your ambitions.

Humorous greetings for two years are like singing butterflies, and the sunrise in the New Year is picturesque. Happy New Year's Day goes hand in hand, and heaven and earth jump spring dance. Flying snow sends blessings, and Xia Hong is full of heart. Sincere words are not much to say, I wish you all a happy holiday.

Weather forecast: Around New Year's Day, there will be strong convective weather, large area of paper money, local gold bars and Happy Volcano eruption, which will lead to friendship debris flow and Happy Typhoon h2n2 landing. Extreme weather is expected to last for a week.

Have a drink in the New Year and wish you good luck every day. Visit relatives and friends on New Year's Day and wish you happiness and worry-free; Visit relatives and friends on New Year's Day, may your heart win warm spring; New Year's Day is coming. I wish you a long life and a relaxed life. Happy new year!

Pick a piece of snow in deep winter, pour a cup of spring wine, add a drop of happy water, add a spoonful of auspicious flowers, pick a bright moon, sprinkle a ray of brilliant light, and brew a sincere sentence: Happy New Year! New year greetings

Mountains and rivers can block the line of sight, but they can't do without deep thoughts; Jingwei can distance himself, but can't stop sincere feelings; Years can pass, but the unchanging thread of friendship is broken. Welcome the new year, my friends are in my heart, bringing you blessings!

I don't know why streams always flow to the sea, butterflies don't know why they always fly in the air, and I don't know why text messages always have to be sent to you. Maybe it's New Year's Day. I wish you a happy New Year's Day.

On the title page of the new year, countless beautiful dreams are written. When you pursue the direction of happiness and go to the harbor of success, please remember that my blessing is bright sunshine, which will accompany you happily in the new year.

Long love, write down a few lines of thoughts; Faint greetings, leave blessings around; Time flies, writing amazing past events; When New Year's Day comes, we will create new glory for you in the new year. I sincerely wish you a happy holiday and embrace your dreams!

When the new year comes, missing is my hope, SMS is my notebook, breeze is my hug, wine is my heart, bells are my greetings, fireworks are my wishes, snowflakes are my greeting cards, and happiness is my blessing!

When I have money, I will buy two mobile phones, one for listening to music and the other for taking pictures. Buy two pairs of shoes, one on your feet; Send two short messages, one wishes you a happy New Year's Day and the other wishes the friend you forwarded a happy New Year's Day. I can't help it, but we have money.

When the sky presents a color screen, when the heartbeat is adjusted to vibration, when laughter is set to chords, when the antenna is set to telepathy, when friendship is set to connect time and space, and when radio waves are transformed into happy signals, please accept my New Year wishes!

Happiness is a plague that infects you and me; Happiness is candy, shared with you and me; Happiness should be relayed to you and me; Happy reminder, inform you and me; New Year's Day is coming, remember to be happy and laugh.

In the new year, may you get rid of fatigue and cheer up; Forget the sadness of a year and equip yourself with happiness; Shake off all depression and carry vitality with you; May you bathe in the sunshine of friendship and go forward bravely. Happy new year!

Ziyan was born on Christmas Day. Looking at the festival from a distance, thousands of feet enjoys three days and nine days. Looking at Christmas and New Year's Day horizontally, we can know the true face of the festival only when it is safe far and near. Greetings are sent to my eyes. Happy holidays!