Please tell a few short humorous jokes about wine, hurry! ! !

1, "Never come with a lawyer for wine tasting"

The man on the left in the photo is a lawyer. He picked up the cup, smelled it and said, "Oh, yes! This smell reminds me of a pleasant smell of a wallet full of brand-new banknotes and the smell of a new BMW soft leather seat! " The man in the middle said to the woman on the right, "Never bring a lawyer to taste wine again!" " " ?

"The neighbor next door has a wine cellar."

A conversation between a pair of super wine lovers in their yard.

The wife said, "Frank, there is a wine cellar in the neighbor's house. Let's start now. "

My husband said, "well, go and get me the half bottle of wine in the refrigerator first."

3. "I'm making up for the last two months."

"I know that drinking wine is good for my health, so I have been making up for it in the last two months."