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Requesting a funny chat record

Dialogue 1:

Male: Why are you always so heartless to me?

Female: Why do you always come to talk to me?

Male: I do this!

Female: Then you deserve it!

Dialogue 2:

Male: Why can’t you accept my love for you?

Female: Some people disagree.

Male: Who?

Female: Your wife!

Male: Can’t you not mention this? Can you say something else?

Female: OK. It's getting late, please log off.

Dialogue 3:

Male: Believe me, I will love you forever, and I promise to give you a bright future.

Female: Don’t say forever, because never is too far; don’t talk about the future, the future will never come.

Male: Baby, I really can’t lose you.

Female: Of course you can’t. If you don't have it, how can you lose it?

Dialogue 4:

Male: Sister, let’s meet. Nothing else, my brother just wants to treat you to a meal.

Female: Oh? Where can I go to eat? What grade? What price?

Male: As long as my sister is willing to reward you, you can order from any restaurant in the city!

Female: Really? No way?

Male: I believe that my brother is capable.

Female: OK. I'm afraid you won't go to the place I ordered.

Male: As long as my sister is willing to meet, my brother will honor it immediately. Say, where to go?

Female: Go to your house and ask your sister-in-law to cook for you.

Dialogue 5:

Male: Let’s be good friends!

Female: I don’t know anything about you, how can you be a good friend? Let me first introduce myself.

Male: In summary, my basic situation is: handsome, graceful, elegant, and successful in career.

Female: Be specific and add two more truths.

Male: It’s all the truth! Really, some people say that I look like Xie Tingfeng, but does he have as much temperament as me? Some people say I look like Pu Cunxin, but he looks much worse than me!

Female: Huh! Why didn't this talent scout discover you? I really buried you. In fact, I value people's inner qualities more.

Male: In terms of internal skills, that is our strength. We have more knowledge than a doctor, and our level is no worse than that of a professor.

Female: Stop it quickly. I didn’t bring a raincoat today. If it rains, I won’t be able to go home.

Male: Everything I say is true. You have to believe me or you will know if you come out and see me with your own eyes.

Female: It’s better not to go out. I believe you are fine.

Male: Then give me a poem.

Female: Okay. Is limerick OK?

Male: As long as it is written for me, any poem will work.

Female: Watch carefully: Why is the sky so dark? Because cows are flying in the sky. Why are cows flying in the sky? Because you are blowing on the ground!

Dialogue 6:

Male: Hello sister! Haven't rested yet?

Female: I came up this evening and asked, "What bad things did you do?"

Male: What bad things can I do? I went out to socialize, and I was almost exhausted. I came to see you, and you actually said that to me.

Female: Isn’t your so-called socializing just drinking? So what's so tiring? Drinking is to put you on the table, not to put you in bed!

Male: I want to go to bed, but who will let me?

Female: I have someone to offer me. As long as you say a word, I promise to invite you to come on my own and I won’t charge you any money!

Male: Is this such a good thing? Where?

Female: Furniture store. As long as you say: "Is this bed strong?"

Snow by the Clouds: Are you there? Why can't I see you online?

Funny Valley: My heart beats all the time, I am everywhere.

The Snow by the Clouds: Turns out to be a "hidden gentleman". Hilarious Valley: Hiding one's name avoids disasters, and hiding oneself avoids troubles.

Snow by the clouds: Don’t you know that “a small one is hidden in the wild, a big one is hidden in the city”?

Funny Valley: Know people, know faces but don’t know their hearts, it’s hard to hide your feelings in anonymity.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: Wow, it’s so difficult to understand. Are you studying philosophy?

Funny Valley: Those who study literature are all fools, and those who study philosophy are all lunatics.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: How insightful. Do you often pick up girls online like this?

Funny Valley: Sweat and bleed without shedding tears, make tea and go to the bar without picking up girls.

Snow by the Clouds: So cool, but it’s impossible for people to be emotionless!

Funny Valley: You don’t strive for fame and fortune when you steam in the sauna and steamed buns, and you don’t talk about feelings when you play guitar and cotton.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: I’m starting to sweat, you are such an awesome person!

Funny Valley: Don’t play with love, and don’t believe in men.

Snow by the Clouds: Well, wise words, have you ever been emotionally hurt?

Funny Valley: How deep is love, how deep is hate.

Snow on the edge of the clouds: Why do I feel so vicissitudes of life?

Funny Valley: Women become mature because of vicissitudes of life, and men become mature because of vicissitudes of life.

Snow on the edge of the clouds: A bit difficult to understand, but it makes sense.

Funny Valley: Men are good at sweet talk, but women like to spend time together.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: You are a monster!

Funny Valley: Everyone is a monster, and every sentence is the truth.

Yunbianzhixue: Oh my God, living with you will be exhausting. No one will marry you for sure.

Funny Valley: Stupid men want to get married, and stupid women want to lose weight.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: I’m going to cry!

Funny Valley: Love and hate are both lonely air, crying and laughing express the same meaning.

Snow by the Clouds: How can crying and laughing be the same? Go to hell!

Funny Valley: Suffering and happiness are both wealth, and life and death must be gorgeous.

Snow by the Clouds: It’s really tiring to talk to you. In fact, you don’t understand women’s hearts.

Funny Valley: Women want men to reveal their souls, and men want women to expose their bodies.

Yunbianzhixue: Yes, this sentence makes sense. Do you have a girlfriend?

Funny Valley: A yellow-faced wife is easy to find, but a confidante is hard to find.

Snow by the Clouds: Would I be happy marrying you?

Funny Valley: A man’s pain begins when he gets married, and a woman’s pain begins when she gets to know a man.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: God, I’d better not get close to you...

Funny Valley: The easiest thing to get close to is the body, and the hardest thing to get close to is the mind.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: What kind of girl do you like?

Funny Valley: The more mature the men that women like, the better, and the simpler the girls that men like, the better.

Yunbian Zhixue: No, how come I heard that men are also interested in women who are not innocent?

Funny Valley: A good man should be brave in bed, and a good woman should be slutty in bed.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: Haha, the tail of the pervert is exposed!

Funny Valley: Men who are lustful are called perverts, and men who are not lustful are called color blind.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: Your speech is very funny.

Laughing Valley: The world is full of helplessness, and I just want a moment of peace in my heart

Snow on the edge of the cloud: Can I talk to you next time?

Funny Valley: Being an incompetent man will make women place their hopes on the future, and failing to be a woman will make men long for the past

Snow on the edge of the cloud: Haha, you mean us Meet now?

Funny Valley: It is better to act than to move your heart, and to do what you say is worse than what you say.

Yunbianzhixue: OK, I have decided to go see you!

Happy Valley: Those who are destined to succeed will eventually become the right person, and they will be in love