Want to play a joke on the mobile phone, funny, together, who gives an address?

When a young man and a young woman are dating in the park, the girl especially wants to fart. She had an idea: Woman: Have you ever heard the cuckoo call? M: I haven't heard of it. Woman: I'll teach you, boo (fart sound)-gu (accent). I have learned it several times, but I have finished playing what I should play. Woman: Did you hear me clearly? Man: I didn't hear you clearly because of the loud fart.

Small Shenyang; ; Last year, Tomb-Sweeping Day came back to burn paper for grandpa. It was very late that day, so I put on my leisure in a hurry. When I walked to the intersection, I saw many people burning paper here, so I went in with the paper in my arms. These people who burned paper at the grave watched me run away and lost my shoes. The most hateful thing is. An elder sister also muttered, "God, so soon?" I just lit it. Shall I get it? "What do you think I am?

I looked under the light and ran away, leaving an old man kneeling and crying. I jumped over and said to him, "Why don't you run when everyone else is running?" You despise me, don't you? "The old man cried at that time:" Mom, will you stay away from me? "Who knows you are not afraid? I'll run first if I don't break my leg! "