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"I still need a groom" Xu Qiao Jihuai
"Jojo, the wedding is about to start, where is Gu Chen?"
Wen Yun stepped on the sky, and her delicate eyebrows showed her dissatisfaction.
Xu Qiao stood in front of the French window in her wedding dress, her eyes calm.
"He ran away from marriage."
Xu Qiao didn't see a trace of anger when he spoke.
Xu Qiao didn't expect that a car accident actually brought her back to her wedding day.
In a previous life, on the eve of the wedding, Gu Chen's former ambiguous object had a car accident.
Gu Chen didn't talk to her in advance, and went abroad without hesitation. He even kept the news of Xu Youran's car accident a secret.
Then, Gu Chen failed to come back for the wedding as promised.
overnight, the Xu family became the biggest laughing stock in Jincheng.
She sat alone in the hotel until it was dark, and all she got was Gu Chen's impatient "I'm busy".
when she came out of the hotel, she met a robber and had an accident while running for her life.
when she opened her eyes again, she returned to the hotel.
that's ridiculous.
The wedding can be called off if it is a day earlier or a few hours earlier.
but the time is so good.
Facing Wen Yun's anxiety, Xu Qiao calmly explained: "Xu Youran had an accident."
Wen Yun's beautiful eyes were stupefied, and she turned around and called Gu Chen swearing.
the phone is always unanswered.
Wen Yun gritted his teeth with anger and swore: "Shit, Xu Youran had an accident. Did everyone around him die?" I have to go over there! He's not a doctor. What's the use? "
Xu felt that his words were too heavy. Wen Yun turned his head awkwardly and muttered, "This wedding was requested by the family. Now he leaves you like this, what does he take you for? "
"Forget it, Ayun," Xu Qiao tugged at the corner of his mouth with a little helplessness. "I don't have to be him."
Wen Yun said hesitantly, "However, since all the guests are here, it is inappropriate to announce the cancellation of the wedding at this time."
Xu's family will become a joke, and it will also make the old man a laughing stock!
Xu Qiao thought for a few seconds, sent Gu Chen a "breakup" message, and then blacked out all the people related to him and deleted them.
this wedding was made by the family.
if grandma gu was not suddenly ill and almost stepped into the temple of hell, she wouldn't have agreed to gu Chen's proposal.
She promised for the sake of saving the face of the two families, but in the end she made the Xu family and her a laughing stock.
why?
In junior high school, Gu moved from City A to Jincheng, and the two elders are old friends.
Xu Qiao and Gu Chen are in the same school. She regards Gu Chen as a gentle and polite brother, and their relationship is better than the average person.
afterwards, they naturally got together, and she was quite happy.
Before she died, she always thought that Gu Chen would prepare the wedding romantically because she loved her.
Only when she was born again did she realize that people can't live in their own imagination.
since gu Chen didn't come and can't cancel the wedding, let's find a new groom!
Xu Qiao hooked his lips and said softly, "Change people."
"Who?" Wen Yun's face was blank. "The Gu family has released the news, so they rushed to look after the old lady's face. Who dares to rob Gu Chen?"
Xu Qiao's eyes were calm, and a picture flashed through his mind. Then he dug out his address book and called Ji Huai.
Wen Yun saw the name on the newsletter, shook her hand and whispered, "Jojo, have you thought it over? Ji Huai he ... "
She held Wen Yun's hand instead, and Wen Sheng said," Gu Chen and I are over. "
this is her awakening with her life.
Ji Huai's idle voice sounded on the other end of the phone, but it was strangely magnetic: "Xu Qiao? It's really rare. Why did you think of calling me? "
it seems that he is deliberately quiet over there.
Xu Qiao smiled: "Ji Huai, I heard that you are still single."
Ji Huai sneered, "Xu Qiao, you are getting married today, and I sent you all my gifts. You don't think I have fewer gifts, so you deliberately call to satirize me, do you? "
Xu Qiao stared at herself in the mirror, looking incredibly beautiful.
she said softly, "Ji Huai, you need a bride and I need a groom."
"isn't the groom Gu Chen? You lack a ghost groom! "
"Ji Huai, do you want to get married?"
"I haven't had enough waves yet ..."
Before I finished, there was a thud, and Ji Huai frowned and asked, "Xu Qiao, are you serious?"
Xu Qiao nodded solemnly, and realized that he couldn't see, adding, "It's truer than real gold."
Ji Huai clenched his fists without saying a word, and the tip of his tongue pressed against the back molar, which seemed a little nervous.
He smiled and asked, "Xu Qiao, do you know what the consequences will be if I go? I will do four things with you every day in the future. "
Xu Qiao understood the meaning of his words, his ears were stained with a thin pink, and his voice was soft: "I'll give you half an hour."
Ji Huai raised his eyebrows with a light smile and said confidently, "Wait."
When I hung up the phone, Xu Qiao's wedding dress was arranged by Wen Yun.
Wen Yun's eyes were slightly red. She hugged Xu Qiao and said, "Qiao Qiao, Ji Huai ... is very nice."
"I know."
she chose Ji Huai, not because there was no one to choose.
Before she died in her previous life, when she was distracted, she saw the person who was desperate to run towards her. It was him ...
Chapter 2 I believe you will come
She was the smartest child in the Xu family and should have lived a happy life.
But at the age of fifteen, there was suddenly a pair of ragged mother and daughter at home.
It was the first time that Xu Qiao saw Xu Youran, soft and weak, but his eyes were not clean.
Xu Qiao remembers that the mother, who has always been gentle, lost her temper with her father for the first time because of the sudden intrusion of the mother and daughter.
Although mother cried sadly, in the end, the mother and daughter stayed.
at the age of eighteen, my mother died.
Xu Qiao moved out, and even when he was in college, he seldom went home. He just called his grandfather from time to time.
When it comes to the origin of Ji Huai, they are just like tell it to the judge in TV series.
She and Ji Huai have been classmates since junior high school. They have been sitting at the same table all the time, and hardly a day goes by without fighting.
noisy, the relationship is closer than the average classmate.
she always thought she could argue with Ji Huai all the time.
But in the third year of high school, something happened to Ji's family. Ji Huai refused to see her, and she gradually lost contact with Ji Huai.
In college, Gu Chen and Xu Youran had an affair.
Xu Qiao ignored me, studied with peace of mind and prepared to take over the company.
Then Xu Qiao followed grandpa's advice and went abroad for further study, but met Gu Chen there.
thinking of grandpa's words, Xu Qiao accepted Gu Chen's confession.
Before, Xu Qiao always thought that Gu Chen loved her. Otherwise, how could he be willing to leave everything at home and even ask the most famous mentor to accept her for her?
It wasn't until Gu Chen disappeared at the wedding scene for Xu Youran that she fell in a pool of blood in a white wedding dress. He has no love for himself.
She has died once because of Gu Chen, and what little affection she has left for him has completely disappeared with that death.
The master of ceremonies knocked at the door outside, interrupting Xu Qiao's memory.
"Miss Xu, is the groom ready? The wedding is about to begin. "
Xu Qiao smiled and answered the MC, "Right away."
she firmly believes that Ji Huai is not a man of his word.
fifteen minutes later, Ji Huai appeared at the door.
strangely enough, he not only got dressed, but also did his hair.
it's hard not to doubt that he is ready.
under the thick black hair, the dark eyes are like a layer of water mist. The bridge of the nose is high, but his thin lips are full of dazzling smiles.
he stood two steps away from her, panting slightly.
Xu Qiao looked him up and down and found that he was tall all over, but he was wearing an ordinary watch between his wrists.
she remembers that it was a gift from her in the third year of high school.
At that time, she didn't know what it meant to give a watch, and then she wanted to ask him for it back, but she never saw him again.
he wears it all the time?
Seeing the surprise in Xu Qiao's eyes, he raised his eyebrows with satisfaction and asked lazily, "Xu Qiao, Gu Chen just wanted to call me when he ran away. Have you been coveting your beauty for a long time, waiting for this day?"
Xu Qiao: "..."
"Ji Huai, I'm not bad-looking." Xu Qiao said confidently.
She hooked her lips: "You came today, so you should thank me for curing your fear of women."
Ji Huai will be angry with her.
what misogyny, it's all from her, okay?
Ji Huai seems to be fooling around, but those peach eyes are very attractive.
With his uber-like face, I don't know how many girls liked him at school.
but he is cold and indifferent to everyone, but he likes to play tricks on Xu Qiao.
once, after he played Xu Qiao, Xu Qiao spread the word that he was afraid of women. So far, he hasn't even talked about a serious love.
oh, no, I haven't even held a girl's hand.
"Do you know how many peach blossoms you drove away?" Ji Huai asked in a sorry tone.
Xu Qiao raised his eyebrows: "I'll give you a wife now, and you won't even have to fall in love."
Ji Huai chuckled: "It sounds good, just ..."
His eyes swept over her chest and rubbed his chin and said: "It's okay, it's not small, and my future happy life is guaranteed."
Xu Qiao: "..."
The master of ceremonies was urging, and Ji Huai reached out and Xu Qiao naturally got on. Just like when the school held a banquet in high school, they were each other's partners.
His warm fingers firmly grasped her fingertips, which gradually relaxed Xu Qiao's uneasy heart.
"Ji Huai, do you remember the first time you held my hand and danced at the high school party?" In order to ease the embarrassment, Xu Qiao took the initiative to talk about the topic.
Ji Huai smiled: "Of course I remember, your face is as ashamed as a monkey's ass."
Xu Qiao: All right, that's enough. Don't undermine it!
"Ji Huai, I appreciate you coming today."
"Have you ever thought that if I don't come?" JiHuai looked at her and asked.
Xu Qiao stopped and suddenly smiled brightly: "Then I'll just find a man."
Ji Huai frowned: "Xu Qiao, are you so casual?"
Xu Qiao remembered his desperate figure in his previous life. She smiled and said firmly, "I'm not casual, I firmly believe that you will come."
Ji Huai was also pleased by her words. He asked, "Will your father agree if you change the groom temporarily?"
Xu Qiao raised his eyebrows proudly: "Once I get married, I will get 15% of Grandpa's shares. If you marry me, you will also get a 1% stake. What is yours is mine, so I will be the most vocal in the Xu family. "
"Let's try to get along for a while after marriage. If you don't like me, let's divorce peacefully."
Ji Huai looked at her confident eyebrows, and then he saw the girl who never gave up when she was young.
Xu Qiao has never been a good girl.
Her heart is harder than the stone that weighs the Monkey King.
fortunately, Gu Chen ran away from marriage.
it's not a waste of his calculation.
gu Chen, it's really fucking awesome!
Speaking of it, he has to burn incense for Gu Chen to express his gratitude.
Chapter 3 When to get a marriage certificate
It's the couple's turn to appear. Close to the stage are Gu Jia and Xu Jia, but they are sitting separately.
When the groom suddenly changed, the faces of the two elders changed greatly, especially Grandma Gu.
Gu Wen was also confused, so he called Gu Chen immediately.
but the phone is always on the phone, and you can never get in.
Gu Wen had to call Gu Chen's assistant.
I learned that Gu Chen didn't show up at the wedding because Xu Youran, Gu Wen turned pale and his lips trembled with anger.
Xu Youran!
this woman is really haunting me!
"Warm, have you contacted your brother?"
Seeing that the couple are going to exchange rings, Grandma Gu asked with a heavy voice.
Gu Wen: "..."
Knowing what happened, Grandma Gu stood on the spot.
She looked at Xu Qiao with regret.
Since Grandma Xu Qiao died, she has always treated her as her own granddaughter. I thought that the two families could get closer, but who thought ...
"Grandma, what now? Sister Qiao Qiao is going to marry someone else and can't be my sister-in-law. "
grandma gu sighed dejectedly: "anyway, today is Joe Joe's wedding, and we can't leave until we have watched the wedding! Can't let you Qiao Qiao sister shame! "
On the stage, the couple exchange rings.
Ji Huai squeezed Xu Qiao's finger, and the ring shone in his hand.
He smiled at his lips: "Xu Qiao, I have no parents and no annoying relatives. You can save a lot of trouble by marrying me. But I still want to ask you one last time. Have you thought it over? Marriage is not a child's play. "
"I play around, have a bad temper, and like to bully you ..."
Xu Qiao looked at the serious Ji Huai and smiled sincerely: "Ji Huai, I never do anything that I regret."
"You play in the world, and I am strong everywhere."
"You deserve it, just right!"
In your previous life, you ran towards me regardless of everything. In this life, it's my turn to walk towards you.
Although everyone feels incredible about the temporary change of the groom at the wedding, after all, everyone is a child prodigy, who will not spread it without insight and still applaud and bless the couple with a smile.
after the wedding, Ji Huai took the initiative to take Xu Qiao to the new house, which is Ji Huai's house.
He didn't tell Xu Qiao that he had the house cleaned up last night.
don't ask, just ask that he has calculated whether Gu Chen will come back.
when you get off the bus, the originally deserted house becomes what a new house should look like, and happy characters can be seen everywhere.
Xu Qiao raised his eyebrows at him with doubts in his eyes: "When was it prepared?"
or are you already ready?
Ji Huai snorted, his mouth slightly raised and his smile was bright: "When you get married for the first time, you can't be too shabby."
Xu Qiao has some accidents.
She thought Ji Huai was just going through the motions, but she didn't expect him to be so serious.
more serious than yourself?
at this thought, Xu Qiao felt a little ashamed. She seems to have done nothing but put a ring on him.
when Xu Qiao changed her clothes and came out, the people in the hotel delivered all her luggage.
Originally, she and Gu Chen planned to stay in the hotel for one night and start their honeymoon trip the next day. Who knows ...
Xu Qiao patted his suitcase and asked him, "Where shall I sleep tonight?"
Ji Huai stopped drinking milk. He smiled brightly: "If Mrs. Ji doesn't mind, we can sleep together."
Xu Qiao frowned slightly.
Two people who have been fighting since they met in junior high school are now husband and wife ... This feeling is quite strange.
Seeing Xu Qiao's worries, Ji Huai pointed to his room next door and said, "Your room is there. I don't know your preferences. Feel free."
cheating ghosts, her hobby, he knows it backwards.
Ji Huai added in a low voice, "Don't bother to decorate, anyway, you have to go back to my room later."
my rooms are all arranged according to your preferences.
His voice was so low that Xu Qiao didn't hear him clearly. He asked, "What did you say?"
"When will you get the marriage certificate?" Ji Huai said with a straight face and slowly put down his glass.
Xu Qiao thought for a moment and said, "Tomorrow morning?"
Ji Chen gave a whoop, and a pair of dark eyes stared at her: "Xu Qiao, I told you you had a crush on me, just wait for this day!"
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