Who has some jokes to tell me? I’m so depressed.

1. There is a man named Jiang Xiaofan who draws a circle in every word he cannot write. One day, his father was ill, and Jiang Xiaofan wrote a letter: Dear old man: I heard that you gave birth to a baby. You should take good care of it and don’t give birth casually! Your dear son: Jiang Xiao's father received this letter and asked his neighbor to read it. The neighbor thought it was an egg and read it loudly: "Dear old Dan, I heard that you laid eggs. You should raise them well. Don't Lay whatever you want! Your dear son: Jiang Xiaodan." After hearing this, his father fainted. 2. One day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming: "What is 1+1?" Xiao Ming said: "I don't know!" The teacher said: "Go home and ask your parents." Xiao Ming went home and asked his father. His father was watching the stock market. Xiao Ming said: "Dad "How much is 1+1?" "It's up." Xiao Ming asked his mother again, who was reading a book and said, "Clinton." Asked his brother, who was eating ice cream and said: "It feels so good!" Xiao Ming asked his sister again, who was on a date and said: "My dear, let's go together!" The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming: "What is 1+1?" "Xiao Ming said: "It's up!" The teacher said angrily: "Clinton!" The teacher said to Xiao Ming: "Go forward! Go ahead!” After class, the teacher asked Xiao Ming: “How does it feel?” Xiao Ming said: “It’s so cool!” The teacher said: “Dear, let’s go together.” The man on the occasion made a will to his wife: "After I die, I hope you can marry our neighbor Mr. Ed. The wife was puzzled, so he explained: "Two years ago, the cow that this bastard sold me couldn't milk at all. Now I want to let him taste the feeling of being cheated!" 2. Dad told Yuyu about how he often went hungry when he was a child. After listening, Yuyu had tears in his eyes: "Uh, Dad, did you come to our house because you had no food?" 3. A train was running in a mountainous area, and farmers along the way came to watch. A female passenger on the car had her period. After changing the paper, she still went out of the window and flew into the face of a farmer. The farmer took it off and said: "Wow!" ! ! The train is so fast that even a piece of paper can make my nose bleed. 4. My three-year-old daughter often says to me: "Dad, do you reap what you sow?" I said: "Yes, you reap what you sow." "You will reap what you sow." The daughter said happily, "Then I will plant jelly. I want a lot of jelly." 5. The two fathers and sons have violent tempers and never let others. One day, the father ordered his son to buy meat to entertain guests. When I was returning, I met a man at the city gate who refused to give way. He stood facing each other for a long time. My father ran over and said, "My good son, you go back first with the meat, and I will stand facing you next!" The joke may be just a phrase, or a short story or a story. A series of words that amuse the speaker and the communicator, or create a sense of humor. The difference between an action joke and a spoken joke is that action jokes use actions to affect people's vision and make them feel funny. 6--A swimming pool is to be built in a place, and the staff mobilizes people to donate money. The staff asked an old farmer what are you going to donate to this swimming pool? The old farmer said: "I will donate two buckets of water!" 7--Xiao Mao: "My mother is a master's degree and my father is a doctor." Xiao Xin: "What's so great!" Xiao Mao: "Who are your parents?" Xiao Xin: New: "My father is a man and my mother is a woman." 8--A gecko got lost in front of a securities company. At this time, a big crocodile crawled over from a distance, ready to eat it in one bite. In desperation, the little gecko stepped forward and hugged the crocodile's leg, shouting: "Mom!" The big crocodile was stunned, and then burst into tears: "Son, I've only been in the stock market for half a month and I'm so thin! 9 At least you still have one day. One pig said to another pig, "If all the pigs in the world die, give me a song title." "The pig said angrily, "At least I still have you!" 10. Can you develop games? A new colleague came to Happy Meal, who graduated from a famous university majoring in computer science. Big Bear was envious and asked with admiration, "Can you develop games?" "Yes, I was the president of the student union when I was in school. I often organized various activities. Developing games is too easy." "What games have you developed?" "Well, for example, now let's compete with each other to see who can learn from the rabbit. The one who learns is like..." 11. Inflation The global financial crisis has led to inflation. Money is becoming less and less valuable. The boss decided to hold an all-employee meeting to deal with Current Issues.

"Comrades, due to inflation, money is becoming less and less valuable. Therefore, the 100 yuan per month for food that everyone used to pay has been changed to 200 yuan per month after research and decision." 12. Wolf cubs from birth Just be vegetarian. Wolf parents and wolf mothers racked their brains to train their wolf cubs to hunt. Finally, the Sirius parents were delighted to see their son chasing the rabbit. The wolf cub grabbed the rabbit and said fiercely: Boy! Hand over the carrot! 13. In front of the ramen shop counter, a beautiful girl is waiting in line. When she arrived, the ramen chef asked: Do you want thick or thin? The girl replied: I will eat whatever you pull.