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12 constellation men like your performance.

Aries male

Eyes straight, always looking at you.

In fact, Aries boys are very shy and polite at ordinary times, but once they fall in love with someone, there is only that person in his eyes, and he will always look at them … which makes girls feel embarrassed, but he still looks at them because he is too interested … He is a hunter and you are a prey. Of course, he will keep an eye on the prey. How could he let his prey get away?

Taurus male

Take you to his favorite place.

For example, he will tell you happily, "I like this noodle stand best." I must take you there. " Or "I tell you, somewhere is the secret base of the night scene, only I know, I will take you there." In fact, Taurus hopes to let the other person know his life state through this small place, quickly enter his life field, and then know his preferences. If it's boring, I won't talk to you at all! Sometimes the words will be straightforward "Please go away, it's not interesting at all" or I don't care about you, because in fact, many Taurus boys are full of arrogance, so if he is not interested in you, his eyes will not stay on you at all.

Gemini man

Suddenly I was generous to you and bought you a gift.

Gemini men have nothing to do. Why did I buy you a present? It's interesting to take it out. Why else would you spend this money?

Cancer man

My eyes shine because of you, and I like being with you.

I will often stay in your usual place, or use some suggestive methods between conversations. For example, I will go skiing and meet a cancer man. Cancer man may say, "I know the snow with xxx is also great." When you practice, you can go together. " If this seems to have a bright future, it is the acme of a cancer. He can't say, "I like you very much, so I want to ask you out." They don't say such things, and they don't say, "Oh, this place is really nice. Slide again tomorrow (or later). " Instead, he will say, "We will go later ..." He will use this suggestive sentence to plan the future.

Lion man

You will know that the performance is super obvious.

He will do a lot of exaggerated things, such as writing love letters, and he will be very happy to see you, or as long as there are beautiful women, he will begin to be heroic. If he is surrounded by girls who are not interested in him, he is simply a slacker and a sick lion, but once the person he likes appears, he becomes a brave lion, who will talk to his friends about his ideals and dreams, how generous his hands are and so on.

Virgin male

I will talk about you with my friends.

I wonder who he will tell. Can you discuss it with his friends? You may ask his friend, "Does he often talk about me?" Or friends next to you will take the initiative to tell you, because Virgo really wants friends next to him to help him say these words. For example, the virgin man has said to a bunch of friends, "Do you think he will like me?" "Do you think he will like me dressed like this?" "Do you think he will like my hairstyle?" And this friend will probably tell the girl, "He likes you very much." Another situation is that he likes you, and the topic he talks about in front of his friends always revolves around you.

Libra male

I started to get nervous, but I became very strange.

It will start to be unnatural. If they are not interested in you, it is no problem for them to take good care of you and be your sister. You can say anything, you can joke about anything, and your words are both poisonous and straightforward. However, once I like you, I can't sleep well at night, stutter and don't know what to say to you, so I may become very silent, so when you think he is strange, it's you.

Scorpio male

Look for any opportunity to get close to you, but don't have to say it.

For example, if you are present, he will come, or at this party, as long as he hears that you will attend, he will definitely be present and will deliberately dress himself up. So, in fact, you will know whether he is interested in you or not from whether he is trying to dress up. Usually Scorpio boys dress themselves up to attract people. He doesn't care if all the people present are just ordinary friends. In fact, if there are girls around him, he will dress up, but if there are girls he likes, he will dress up harder and more handsome. For example, suddenly he has been standing and unwilling to sit down. Maybe his pants are afraid of crepe or something, so he has been standing. And you may want to notice that he has practiced six muscles, has a flat abdomen, or has chest hair and so on. You just need to see that everything he has has a purpose.

Shooter man

I don't care about you and I'm too lazy to pick you up.

When he is long-winded, he begins to take the initiative to worry about your daily life. "It's cold, add a sweater!" " "You are in this rain. Do you have an umbrella? " "Are you hungry? Shall I buy you something to eat? " Even if he helps you buy sanitary napkins, he is willing to do things you may have overlooked, but he will help you notice. They are considerate to their girlfriends, but if you are someone he is not interested in, he will say, "Oh, fuck you." Or, even if you dial the phone, you may not be able to find him, and your mobile phone may not be able to answer. Dude, whoo! No, I don't care so much about you at all, so this is very different.

Capricorn man

It takes a long time to observe, don't flatter yourself.

You really can't tell. Many boys have boundaries between girlfriends and friends, but Capricorn is not. You may only be friends with him, but he is always free. Then, he probably likes A, but he can get along better with B. You almost think that the person he likes is actually B, but maybe the person he likes in his heart is A. Maybe, in the end, he may take you to his house. For example, he wants you to meet his parents. In other words, you get to know his colleagues and bosses, you get to know where he lives and who his neighbors are, you get to know his family or break into his circle of friends. This means that you are important. Think about it. How many of his friends do you know? If he doesn't ask you out, it means you're not important.

Aquarius man

Take a direct and inevitable violent offensive.

They are very considerate. If you are pursued by an Aquarius, you will feel the trace of step by step. For example, he will be very polite at first, and may send a text message to greet you, and then see how you answer. If your answer makes him feel that he can go further, then he will take the next step. But if your text message makes him feel "there seems to be no way, you seem to be avoiding him." Then he will come back slowly and patiently, so every step is clear to Aquarius. Besides, he's smart. He knows that if you catch a thief, you must first catch the king, and if you catch someone, you must first chase your heart. For example, between words, you care about your parents very much, so the little gift he brings next time is not for you but for your parents, and the girl's heart will melt away immediately, a very delicate boy.

Pisces male

Start doing something that makes girls feel warm.

In fact, Pisces is very kind to girls, but if he is interested in you, he will listen to you, take care of you and take care of you. In fact, he can do the same thing for many girls, but he can stay awake for the girls he particularly cares about. For example, after working all day, everyone should have a rest, but he is willing to go a long way to see his girlfriend. He hardly needs a rest. He would rather sacrifice his sleep time just because you need it. Whatever you need him to do, he will definitely help you.