Jokes of the Italian army

▲ 1943 Allied forces landed in Italy and had a battlefield. The allied forces fought fiercely all morning, and no one was killed or injured. The only loss was that their plane threw airborne troops into the sea (using sandbars as beaches).

▲ During the land war of Saladin, the Allies did not encounter resistance on the beach. According to an army reporter, the strongest resistance the Allied forces encountered on the beach came from a jaguar that was bombed by the local zoo and bit two American soldiers.

▲ The US military bombed two small islands in front of Sardinia, where more than 10000 Italians were stationed. But in the end, the allied bombing killed more than 40 Italians, and Italy accepted the surrender of American pilots.

▲ In the early stage of the North African War, an Italian fortress played a white flag after the British army fired several shuttle bullets. The Italian commander solemnly said to the British commander, "We have finished the last bullet." At this time, his side in the fortress is full of munitions made in Italy.

▲ In Yugoslavia, a German officer captured by guerrillas was very surprised and asked, "Where did you get the anti-tank gun?" When the guerrillas told him that it was captured from their ally, the Italians, he was filled with emotion: "Alas! These lovely Italians.

▲ In the Battle of North Africa, British tanks charged Italian anti-tank gun positions with a small amount. At the beginning of the charge, the Italians fired back. After only two or three minutes of shooting, they suddenly stopped resisting and raised the white flag. When the Englishman asked why, the Italian said confidently, "Because our ammunition box was not opened with a crowbar, we were forced to surrender."

▲1940 On June 30th, the Italian Governor in Libya, Marshal Barbo, was shot down by Italy's own anti-aircraft gun over the bloody sand. In order to cover up this tragic event, the Italians announced that the Marshal had been killed in an air battle with the British. Marshal graziani became his successor. This may be the most brilliant battle of Italian air defense forces in World War II, comparable to the killing of Isoroku Yamamoto by American troops. By the way, Barbo was the highest-ranking soldier who was accidentally injured in World War II.

▲ In North Africa, the Italian army of 5,000 people met a roadblock set up by a British company and disarmed on the spot.

The Chief of Staff of the British Army asked how many prisoners the tanks had captured on the radio, and the answer was 1 mu of officers and 9 mu of soldiers.

Because there are too many prisoners of war, the British army can't build a prison camp. Just let the quartermaster give raw materials to Italian prisoners of war, let them build a prison camp and lock themselves up.

A German officer found that two British troops were holding almost a company of Italian prisoners of war. In order to save them, he shot at the British troops. As a result, the Italians finally ran away, but only towards the British position.

During the siege of Topological Luke, Rommel patrolled the position early in the morning and found that the defense area of an elite Italian musket battalion was empty, only a chicken feather.

What a shame. If Italy is Germany's enemy, then Germany only needs five divisions to destroy it.

If Italy is a neutral country, then Germany only needs 10 divisions to guard against it;

But unfortunately, Italy is an ally of Germany, so Germany must use 20 divisions to protect it;

Next time who fights a world war, don't fight Italy! ! Hahaha! !