Humorous jokes,

I watched TV at home that day. This TV is about how to treat children in danger. So, I want to test my two-year-old son. I pretended to faint to see what he would do. "Mom, mom, what's the matter with you?" My son shouted and broke my eyes with his hand. "Mom, are you really dead?" Then I waited for a long time and heard nothing. Through my narrowed eyes, I saw my son counting the money in his wallet.