Praise your own funny sentence reference

Everyone can find some sentences to praise themselves. Here are some funny sentences of self-praise. Welcome to check them!

The government is thinking about how to collect taxes reasonably, the boss is thinking about how to avoid taxes reasonably, and I am thinking about how to sleep reasonably!

I am poor, please don't rob the tomb!

3.3 thousand women lie in a row, take off their clothes and turn over, and see how many they can get.

4, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at age!

There are many levels of inferiority complex. The highest state of inferiority is boasting that everything is a genius.

6. At the beginning of life, human nature is good; Zero points, eggs.

7. If people are bored, you can play with your nose for a while.

8. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign. Before I resign, I will give him two Chinese and kill him.

9. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?

10, you must look carefully now, because there are too many men and women now!

1 1, the first painting is wrong and you have to scribble all the way.

12, I can put your words in the frying pan to fry oil, haha.

13, these days, I can't rely on myself and want to rely on others.

14, why hasn't the old man's junk come yet?

15, I don't know why, I just like my brother's woman!

16, my god! My clothes are very thin.

17, I accidentally want to grow old with you.

18, when a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.

19, I can't fly, no matter for whom.

20. A man's yearning is a desire for the body and a heartfelt call for sexual desire. Unfortunately, I got this disease, which is called acacia.

Praise your funny sentence 1 and look in the mirror yourself!

The person in the photo is always young, but the hand that opened the photo is old.

3. The long flying sand and stones are amazing.

4. Moonlight comes quietly to my heart with sadness.

5. Some things last a lifetime.

6. As long as a person no longer wants it, he can put everything down.

7, has been very shallow, but deep feelings.

8. Now you scold me because you still don't understand me. When you understand me later, you will definitely hit me.

9. I am used to being uncomfortable, I am used to missing, I am used to waiting for you, but I have never been used to not seeing you.

10, I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of 1 and 3.

1 1, I don't want to hit you. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run around the street like this, it's easy for the police to shoot you.

12, I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your ass? ... oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face. What about your ass?

13, I believe the world will always be so beautiful.

14, I am a passerby who you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?

15, I'm fine, I don't make noise, I don't show off, I don't feel wronged, I don't laugh, and I don't need others to know.

16, I was still waiting for you, but you forgot you were here.

17, I don't care if you don't care about me.

18, the fairy tale is over, and forgetting is happiness.

19. Listen to sad songs and watch happy plays.

20, whose loneliness covers me. Whose cheongsam covers my shoulder.

2 1, as beautiful as flowers and as beautiful as jade, like water passing by.

22. If life is like the first time.

Please don't pretend to be nice to me. I am stupid and will take it seriously.

24, pray for heaven and earth to let go of a pair of lovers, afraid that what happens will never happen.

25. When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. Later we learned that it was actually a lifetime.

26. You really look like a heavenly girl, and your face falls first ~ ~

27. You broke the rules!

28. You look very fauvism! !

29. You suddenly said I love you and made me cry at the noisy railway station.

30, you haven't fully evolved, it's really difficult for you to be an elephant man.

3 1, the tenderness you give and the tenderness you lose are the gentlest tenderness.

32. Your appearance broke through the human imagination. ...

33. You like you only because of me.

34. What will eventually get you into it is always beautiful at first.

35. herding sheep in a hurry; Taurus, keep for a lifetime; Gemini, wandering all his life; Cancer, waiting for a lifetime; Lions are in control all their lives; A virgin, who has been preparing all her life; Libra has been weighing all his life; Scorpio is suspicious all his life; Shooter, playing all his life; Capricorn, struggle for a lifetime; Aquarius, dreaming all his life; Pisces, you don't know what you are doing all your life.

36. What's the difference between buying lottery tickets and finding a wife? One is 25 to 7, and the other is 250 to choose a wife.

37, two people together, more is not to change each other, but to accept, so tolerant, if you only want to change, it is not life, it is war.

38. Go back to the past and the beginning.

39. I looked at him sadly and said, "Can the operation be cured?"

40. The international face is universal.

4 1, I told you not to push me. If you push me again, I'll play dead for you.

42. For men, the most beautiful woman is not available.

43. Waiting is the oldest person in life.

44. When we are in the minority, we can test our courage; When we are in the majority, we can test our tolerance.

45. When you do something right, no one will remember that when you do something wrong, even your breathing is wrong.