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1 The six days in Dubai for the Chinese New Year were really cool, and it only cost 6,000 yuan.

[PConline gossip] In the Spring Festival last year, many families changed the way of "squatting at home and visiting relatives" and chose the whole family to go out for the New Year. I am no exception. Before the domestic epidemic broke out in an all-round way, I had planned to go to Dubai to participate in my first all-horse race in 2020 and start my New Year in a foreign scenery.

My trip plan for this Spring Festival is to leave for Dubai on the 22nd, return to China on the 27th of the third day, and stay in Dubai for six days. This is my equipment before departure. Dubai faces a vast and flat desert, so I set out armed.

This is my long flight time on the plane, playing games. When we arrived at the hotel, the scenery was quite beautiful. It's a sea view room with complete facilities. I booked it in advance, so the price is very affordable, less than 1 10 a day. It's Palm Island outside, and the sunshine is very good.

This is my second day in Dubai to participate in the marathon. The registration fee is 1000. This is the first time I have run for 4 hours since I participated in so many marathons. The little brothers and sisters who took part in the marathon are very enthusiastic.

The most important part of the trip to Dubai is this marathon. In this marathon, I not only caught up with the test again, but also made me know many friends who also love running and sports.

But the food in Dubai is more casual. A very ordinary Chinese food, 70 yuan, is not very authentic.

I usually have a simple meal in the hotel, so this 6-day, 5-night trip cost less than 500 yuan, and the round-trip air ticket is not expensive, 3700 yuan.

Finally, I will give you a small egg, the beautiful lady who runs the marathon with me.

Besides I like to run around during the Spring Festival, other friends also go home for the Spring Festival.

I first came to live in a city outside my hometown when I was in college. At that time, the outside world was mysterious and enviable. After the long summer vacation, I dragged my suitcase to the eastern city more than 1000 kilometers away, and stayed for four years.

After graduating from college, I had the opportunity to go back to my hometown to work, but I felt that I was still young and should break through, so I came to Guangdong, more than 0/000 kilometers away from/kloc, and became a wage earner.

On the day I came home from work to pack my things, I embarked on a journey home. Although I have to toss from Guangzhou to the remote Foshan West Railway Station, my inner excitement is refreshing.

After taking the bus and subway for two hours, I finally arrived at Foshan West Station. It is already late at night, and the waiting room of the railway station is still crowded.

Although there is still more than half an hour before the check-in time, there is already a long queue at the ticket gate. I believe everyone has reached the point of anxious to return.

I have to praise China's high-speed rail, which can be reached very far away. My flight leaves in the morning 12, and will arrive in Chongqing after 6: 00 in the morning, which takes less than 7 hours and can take a nap.

I remember my relatives working in Guangzhou when I was a child. At that time, there were only green trains, and the speed was still very slow. It took two days from Chongqing to Guangzhou. Take more buckets of instant noodles to Guangzhou and sleep in the gap under the seat at night. Even if the conditions are so difficult, it is also the charm of hometown to go home with a year's harvest to share with relatives.

After a night's sleep, the train arrived at Chongqing West Railway Station, but my home is not in the main city, so I need to continue to take the 1 hour bus. Facing the long-lost morning light, go home!

After getting off the bus, the first thing to do is to eat noodles for breakfast. Friends in Guangdong should feel too heavy. Anyway, let's celebrate the New Year.

Seeing this place, the holiday will be over before you know it. In retrospect, this year's Spring Festival seems nothing special. Every year, you repeatedly grab tickets, toss, reverse cars and stay up late. What's all this for? I think this may be the yearning for my hometown.

I have seen too many people who have left their homes and struggled in big cities, but the reality is often cruel. There is only money, fame and power here, and the pressure of life makes you breathless. And your hometown will always be your warm harbor, where you can put down your work, struggle, smirk and let yourself go.

I want to stay in the city, but it can't hold the soul. I want to stay in my hometown, but my hometown can't hold my body. This is probably the least funny joke.

Life is not easy, we can only move forward.

Guangzhou is not far from Foshan. It takes about 2 hours by bus or subway. Because it is convenient to go home, I often shuttle between two cities when I go to college. Every time I go back to Foshan, I can find its changes: Wuyakou Bridge is closed, Foshan First Ring Road is open to traffic, and the new square is open. ...

I used to go home after taking exams at school. Unless I made an appointment to have dinner with my friends, I would only stay in Guangzhou for a few more days. But this year is a bit special, because this is my first year home after coming out to work, and I need to work until the 29th before I can have a formal holiday. Different from the past, going home has a long-awaited sense of ceremony.

Why do you say that? Because this is the first time I feel the breath of Spring Festival travel rush craze. On the day when Spring Festival travel rush grabbed the ticket for sale, I obviously felt that my colleagues and classmates had joined the "war": of course, I was very happy to get the ticket, planning my trip home and gathering with friends; There is nothing wrong with those who can't buy tickets. Set the alarm clock to prepare for the next ticket grab.

A community that started buying goods a few years ago.

Sometimes I feel lucky. With the Guangfo subway line, my life has been divided into two halves. Living in two seemingly distant and close cities makes it easy for me to go home. For everyone in China, Spring Festival travel rush's coming home for the New Year is not only a long journey, but has become people's emotional code. Going home is the return of the heart.

For those who choose not to go home for the New Year, or go to Spring Festival travel rush in the opposite direction, for the first time in Guangzhou/Foshan, they may lament that there is still a "flower street" here for the New Year.

Yuexiu West Lake Flower Market, which was prepared years ago.

Flower Street is a custom here, which starts about three days before the New Year. As the name implies, "Flower Street" is a street full of flowers. The most famous ones are Yuexiu West Lake Flower Market in Guangzhou, Tianhe Flower Market and Lingnan Spring Water Flower Market in Foshan.

Orchids in the flower market many years ago

In the evening, everyone is neat and tidy. After dinner, they rush to the "Flower Street". Especially on New Year's Eve, many families will make reservations in the restaurant one or two months in advance and go after the New Year's Eve. Buying a pot of kumquat at home symbolizes good luck, buying a few peaches symbolizes great success, and buying a pot of daffodils symbolizes wealth and auspiciousness. For Lingnan people, the Spring Festival Gala may just be the BGM for all family entertainment.

Of course, when it comes to Spring Festival travel rush, it is inevitable that people will "laugh" at welfare.

As we all know, most Cantonese always win by quantity. As long as you are not married, you can make a "blatant" profit. When you meet your elders, relatives and friends, you can say "Happy New Year, congratulations on getting rich, it's good for you". Many people used to think it was shameful to make a profit when they grew up. I think it's regional differences.

Guangdong people's profit is not big, generally 10 yuan, 20 yuan. Although we do care about the amount inside, we are more concerned about the meaning of "the profit is certain". The red profit represents the best wishes of our elders.

Many people think that the taste of the year is getting less and less now, but for Lingnan, which has profound cultural heritage, the taste of the year has not decreased. Every day before 2008 has many meanings: 23 years old, thanks for cooking; Twenty-eight years old, sloppy. ...

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For me, with the change of time, I have less time to go home during the Spring Festival. The flower market may not be a playground when I was a child, but the taste of the year is still there: washing dirty clothes, frying piles, walking in the flower street, having sex, eating New Year's Eve, setting off firecrackers and dancing lions. ...

Perhaps this year's Spring Festival is a little special, with fewer activities and less flavor, but in this special Spring Festival, spending more time with your family and chatting at home may bring you back to the memory of reunion with your family at the beginning of the new year.

Spring Festival is a unique festival in China, and it is also a special moment for us to reunite with our families. Whether traveling abroad, going all the way back to my hometown, or simply having dinner with my family as usual, it's all very good. I hope that the epidemic in the new year will pass quickly and everyone will be safe and healthy.