A humorous description of a man with a big face

The morning glow faces the sun, revealing a red face. In an instant, ten thousand golden lights dyed the water surface with a layer of carmine through the treetops.

The whole city is like a burnt-out brick kiln, which makes people breathless.

Dogs lie prone on the ground with bright red tongues, and mules and horses have particularly large nostrils.

Everything on the earth is as hot as gold. On the surface of the original color, it is heavily stained with a touch of orange, reflecting the dazzling brilliance of the road.

Humorous sentences

I only have one joke: 1. One night, a naked man called a taxi and the female driver stared at him intently. The naked man was furious and roared: You have never seen a naked man! The female driver was also furious: I see where the fuck you lost! 2. Boyfriend and girlfriend sleep in the same room, and the woman draws a clear line: animals cross the line.

Woke up and found that the man really didn't cross the line, and the woman slapped the man hard: you are not even as good as an animal! 3. One day, I met a foreign guest. He said, I'm Hong, and the foreign guest said, I'm Fang Qi! Zaizai was repaired by his father. He went to his mother to complain: "Mom, what would you do if someone hit your son?" Mom: "I want to avenge his son!" " "Aberdeen:" ... "5. An old lady can't read, but she likes listening to the radio. The weather forecast must be listened to every day.

One day at dinner, I asked my family, "I have a question." Do you know where it is? It rains there almost every day.

6. On the cliff, a little mouse waved its short front paws and jumped down again and again, trying to learn to fly. The mother bat nearby watched it fall and said with great concern, Dad, don't tell it, it's not ours! 7. My friends and I went to the top of Mount Tai to watch the sunrise. A friend pointed to the sky and said, "I see it!" " "I saw it too!" At this time, someone in the distance came out with trousers and scolded: "See it when you see it!" " What are you yelling about? "1. Ghost: God, next time I want to be as white as an angel with wings, but I still want to suck blood.

God: Then reincarnate as a nurse.

2. A friend sold popsicles in the park for the first time, so he was embarrassed to shout. Then suddenly someone shouted "sell popsicles ~ ~ ~ sell popsicles ~ ~".

Hearing this, my friend shouted happily, "Me too ~ ~ Me too ~ ~".

Ants and elephants died soon after they got married.

While burying the elephant, the ant wept bitterly: "Dear, why did you leave so early?" I will bury you if I don't do anything else in my life! " "4. If a boy has a crush on a girl, he dares to ask her what kind of boy she likes. The girl answered, even asked several times, and the answer was the same. The boy was very discouraged and said, "Can you have a flat head? "