600-word composition Your humorous deskmate

My deskmate is a humorous and lively person. The person sitting next to him will be laughed at countless times a day, and every time he laughs, his stomach hurts. Do you know which "humor master" it is? He is Kim!

Kim has an oval face. His eyebrows are a little lighter, his eyes are a little smaller and his hair is a little messy. . . . . . On the whole, you look ok! The strange thing is that bunch of bangs.

It's time to talk about his grades. The class is about 25. It belongs to the medium level. Chinese learning is a bit sloppy, and there are more red circles in homework. Either a word is missing, the title is wrong, or the word is written backwards. . . . . . Alas! Sometimes I really worry about him! Mathematics and English classes are not serious and always make mistakes. If you realize a little truth, you will make many fewer mistakes!

My deskmate Kim is really annoying sometimes. For example, when I was distracted in class and couldn't do my homework, I asked me fiercely, "What should I fill in this?" If I say, "I don't know." Then, we will quarrel again. If I tell him the answer, there will be more questions for me!

However, everyone has his strong points, including Jin Hanyi, who is best at drawing cartoons. Spongebob and handsome were both born under his pen. Of course, it's not self-created, it's imitation, but it's as admirable as the real thing!

Kim sometimes asks some inexplicable funny questions, which makes several of us laugh, as if we were all suffering from "laughing hysterically". And this is often in class, even the teacher will be laughed at by him. Our whole class doesn't think he deliberately disturbed the class order, only that he is too naive and humorous!

Although this interesting deskmate's grades are a little poor, he does everything with a clear conscience every day and is still a good student. It's a pity that he doesn't seem to find this advantage. If he does, he will definitely work hard to improve his grades and eventually become a three-good student.

This naive deskmate will accompany me through primary school and childhood!

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There are always countless deskmates in everyone's study career, and in primary school, I was always arranged by the teacher to sit with students with poor learning or poor quality.

After I entered junior high school, my luck came. The teacher asked me to sit with my sixth-grade classmates. He studied in general and had a good quality. Now I'm finally not afraid. Because my deskmate can be called "a good deskmate in China" and "a humorous deskmate".

"China is a good deskmate."

I gave him the title of "China's good deskmate" on the first day of school. On the first day of school, you always hand out books first. You can't go to class without distributing books. Therefore, I am honored to be a member of the book distribution team. And my deskmate is still sitting in her seat. I handed out books and everyone finished. Then I went back to my seat and blinked. It turns out that my deskmate has helped me tidy up my books. Yes, I've been in a good mood all day. I named him "China's good deskmate".

"Humorous deskmate"

Humor simply means telling jokes, and jokes often make people laugh, and my deskmate is no exception. He doesn't know how many jokes he has to tell every day to give up, and he doesn't know where he reads them. Every day is different, and every time it is said, it is very funny.

Every time I am angry, unhappy, disappointed and sad, he will come out and tell jokes! At that time, my unhappiness and everything will disappear. I really want to thank my humorous deskmate!

Diligent deskmate

My deskmate likes working. Every time something gets dirty, he will pick it up and throw it into the dustbin.

He will also help others without complaint. He is really a "living Lei Feng".

Look, this is the kind of person at my deskmate. You have to ask his name and give you two words-guess! Just because he is a "good deskmate in China" and a "humorous deskmate".

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My deskmate has shiny black hair. Thick eyebrows and big eyes. The joke is very low, and he likes to tell us some cold jokes.

In a Chinese class, the teacher was telling us the meaning of a sentence, and she made the content very profound. Difficult knowledge was written on the blackboard, and the students copied down all the important parts. At this time, there was only the sound of writing in the class. But I sat silly, and when I realized it, most of my classmates had finished copying, and the teacher cleaned the blackboard.

I suddenly feel that my heart is going to jump out of my throat, and I am uneasy, afraid that the teacher will check my book. In the next class, the teacher was analyzing the text, but I didn't listen at all.

After class, others refused to lend me the answers written in class. I threw begging glances at others, but no one paid any attention to me. I bowed my head helplessly, and then my savior came-Wang Jiani. She knows why I am unhappy. She brought a Chinese book and kindly said to me, "I'll lend it to you to copy!" " You can ask me if you don't understand! ""well, when I finish copying, can you teach me the meaning of this sentence? " "good! "My heart is like a ray of sunshine in winter. She waited patiently for me to remember what I wrote in the book. Wang Jiani used her sweet voice to seriously teach me what she learned in class: "The meaning of this sentence is-the function of this sentence in the text is-the meaning contained in this sentence is-"

Another time, the teacher asked a difficult question. The originally lively classroom became silent, and no one raised their hands. Wang Jiani thought for a moment and raised his hand. The teacher asked her to answer, and she said the answer slowly, and there was applause all around.

My deskmate is such a helpful person. I am proud to have such a deskmate.

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Well, the "tiger mother" that Miss Li talked about in class is quite imaginative. At this time, my deskmate Chen Weihao's "paranormal story" sounded in my left ear and quickly spread all over my brain until every nerve ending. Sadly, I have two ears working at the same time. The one on the left is listening to the supernatural story, and the one on the right is listening to The Legend of Tiger Mother.

"On the night of the full moon ... (omit 200 words below), remember, come to me if anyone in your family dies." Chinese class is not bad. In science class, he took his pencil box, dadada, dadada and enjoyed himself. Then I must be a guardian. How many times did Chen Wenting suppress it, and then it made trouble without scruple? If this continues, I will shoot him to death or be convulsed by him until I have a nervous breakdown. Ah, my future is dark!

Besides, Yang Yijia, the deskmate on the right, is full of bitterness. We can argue about things smaller than dust, such as he knocked over my kettle, I accidentally bumped into him, my pencil box disappeared ... he was so mean and did all kinds of bad things. When the road is facing the sky, he can bump into me on purpose, then pretend that I bumped into him and start complaining first. I convulsed with anger and he convulsed with laughter. ...

But their only sex is shameless! Hum, as soon as I arrived in English, the two men immediately giggled at me. Especially in the English exam, I play the most important role. (Add a gossip here, I have a slight advantage in English) But the English exam is very difficult. So I also taught them by persuasion.

I really doubt that I am a super invincible poor man. The whole deskmate on the left is a prodigy, and the assistant deskmate on the right and I are enemies of eight generations. If you want to know how many pranks your deskmate has played in class, ask Chen Wenting. If you want to know how many lives my deskmate has hated me, ask Chen Jiena. I am angry every day.

It's hard to have two "deskmates", which gives me a headache. Somebody help me.

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You at the same table, with a pair of wide plastic glasses on your white face; Slightly shorter; A "hair" that claims to be "cool" but looks like a "cactus" is always wet with sweat. A pair of mouse eyes turn up from time to time, dreaming their own "fantastic dreams".

You can always solve many problems at the same table, which makes us admire, but the unit test paper is covered with big forks, and you mutter "unfair".

At the same table, you often exclaim "bad" when the teacher collects tuition fees, and borrow money everywhere, becoming "Yang Bailao".

Deskmate, you talk about computer games in algebra class. Although you were humiliated by the teacher, you are still thinking about what to eat at noon. All of you at the same table "fell" in the self-study class, which made everyone laugh, but you looked at the ceiling solemnly as if nothing had happened-patience is better than a "cold-faced killer".

You are born with a baby face at the same table. When adults pull you to ask "which primary school", your anger is always accompanied by "I have already entered junior high school". Afterwards, you can't help asking me, "am I really that naive?"

At the same table, you always look at other people's "Nike" and sigh after the results are announced. Why do you always practice the "parent reading method" that you can never practice, instead of studying hard?

When I hear the bell of my deskmate, I always rush to the door without looking back. Everyone suspects that you are going to have a "French dinner". In class this afternoon, I learned that you threw the money for a "big meal" to the owner of the Internet cafe, and reported your desire for "a big battle by sea, land and air", in exchange for the fantasy of "dropping bombs on planes" in class, and you were already singing "empty city plan" in your stomach.

Alas! When, at the same table, can you really mature, calm and grow!

***

The moment you sat next to me, I was crazy. Although your entrance scores are better than mine, and everyone is willing to be close to you, I can't stand your egotism. We are in the same class, or a dormitory, which makes me deeply depressed.

Our dormitory 507 is the best in our class! That night, you and your classmates talked and laughed, but Lin (the best public student in the class, jealous of him) and I were cold and cheerless. When the teacher on duty heard the news, I made a decision that I regretted. I coughed (the unique code word in our bed indicates that the teacher is coming). You got the message right away, but no one heard you. The moment the teacher came in, the laughter stopped and there were several severe reprimands. Because you are the head of the dormitory, the teacher asked you who said what, and you immediately gave us up. How wronged I was, but I didn't plead, because I knew I didn't need to explain to such a person. Then we broke up completely. Like two strangers.

But although I know your shortcomings very well, your advantages are gradually emerging in front of me. You are so serious, start with your words. Whenever you write, you are lively, calm, talkative and silent. You also have a sentimental side.

20 12, 17 that night in September, we had a decisive turning point. That night, bad luck came to bed 507, and two "demons" took away the angel-Xu He Zhi Duo Xing Lin (actually changed beds). You left tears of despair and grief in my heart, especially in everyone in bed 507. You sobbed and comforted us. Your comfort is that we have weathered the storm, but I know you are the one who needs comfort most. Since then, we have become close partners.

If someone questions our friendship now, we will answer firmly and proudly: "We will always be friends." As the saying goes, in this world, honest people respect and cherish nothing more than a true friend, which can be said to be another self. We will all be friends with our eyes.

Source: First Library Network