What are the classic hilarious jokes?

My girlfriend is my best friend's maid of honor. If I knew the groom was black, I wouldn't let go of my girlfriend. ...

second

In college, I had a crush on a girl. At that time, I was too timid to summon up the courage to tell her face to face. Finally, I decided to write a love letter to her. But every time I see her, I am particularly nervous, wasting several opportunities, and my love letter becomes wrinkled.

Finally, one day, with the encouragement of my roommate, I got up the courage to run to the girl's side, reached out from my pocket and put the crumpled love letter into the girl's hand, and quickly turned away. The next day, the girl called and said she wanted to see me. She was nervous and excited. After arriving at the appointed place with trepidation, the girl said to me with a puzzled face, "What do you mean you gave me 100 yesterday?"

third place

It turns out that I have been cheated by the secret of the girl dress for so many years. ...

fourth

A hunter took a gun and aimed at a sparrow overhead. The sparrow took a shit in fright and landed right on the hunter's head. The hunter was very angry and shouted angrily to the sparrow, "Why don't you wear underwear when you go out?" The sparrow sneered, "Do you have to wear underwear to shit?"

Fifth place

I bet no one listens to my wife more than I do!

Sixth

In order to get rid of the cat, a mouse ran into a dead end. Rats are forced to use their quick wits to bark like dogs. The cat was scared away by the sudden barking of dogs, and the mouse finally ran home with a sigh of relief. After returning home, I told my neighbor my heroic deeds of defeating the enemy, and finally said with emotion, "It's really important to master a foreign language!"

Seventh place

The groom came to pick up the bride and didn't get off at the door. The bride is in a hurry and wants to go out in person!

No.8

In the college classroom, two girls had a heated argument because of their different views on a certain issue, and the whole classroom began to be lively in an instant. The teacher couldn't stand it anymore and began to try to persuade, but no one listened. Everyone thought that their views were right and the other was wrong. The teacher has no choice. He simply said, "You two quarrel separately and talk about it one by one. In this way, the ugly one speaks first! " In an instant, the whole classroom became silent.

Ninth place

Ladies, how many secrets are hidden under your skirts?