Liuzhou dialect in Guangxi

Liuzhou folk customs are rough, which is very different from Nanning and Guilin in Guangxi.

Liuzhou people, both men and women, don't speak with the word "egg". Liuzhou people go to a restaurant and meet a waitress. The typical conversation goes like this: Customer: "Miss, do you have any eggs to eat?" Waitress: "all kinds of eggs!" " "

There is a vulgar joke, probably about the way Liuzhou people speak. It is called "Three Arrows":

A man is from Liuzhou. He met a fairy in the Universiade. The fairy gave him three arrows and said, shoot each arrow into the sky and say a wish at the same time, and the wish will come true immediately. With that, the fairy disappeared.

This guy is a greedy guy. When he shot his first arrow into the sky, he shouted, "All eggs!" " "

As a result, the genitals of countless kinds of male animals fell from the sky, making him breathless!

In a panic, he shot the second arrow and shouted, "I don't want eggs!" " "

As a result, his genitals were gone, and so was his own little brother!

Frightened, he immediately shot the third arrow and shouted, "Give me back my egg!" " "

The wish came true at once.

Business as usual