Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - The sadness of being single: Being single for a long time makes you suddenly afraid when you meet someone you like.

The sadness of being single: Being single for a long time makes you suddenly afraid when you meet someone you like.

1, in this world, anything can be done as long as there is no way to get married. Because what you want is not a certificate, but a married life. From marriage to old age, you have decades of life. Can we make do together for a lifetime?

In fact, it takes a lot of thought to be funny and single. People with this talent can create interesting marriages.

3, single for a long time, and then meet the person you like will suddenly be afraid, smiled and shook his head and said forget it.

4. The taste of celibacy may not be unpleasant. But the thought of spending the rest of my life with someone I don't love. Singles day. It won't be so unbearable.

5. Come to me if you want me. Don't lose face. You know my temper, I look up when you say it.

Being single doesn't mean being weak, but that you are strong enough to wait for the person you deserve.

7. Getting married is to find a group to accompany you for a lifetime, and pay more attention to the synchronization at the physical level. Life is long, short and short ... if you find the other half, it is almost the most tormenting thing.

8. Actually, being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that there is no one you like.

9. The deepest loneliness is not a lasting group, but that there is no hope in the heart.

10, those who say they will never leave have been scattered all over the world.

Talking about single life on Valentine's Day

Talking about single life on Valentine's Day

1, someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day this year, and I said, skip it.

2, there is a joke called love, laughing and crying, but still refused to let go.

No matter friendship or love, I don't want to teach you to cherish by leaving.

Whether it is friendship or love, I don't want to leave to teach you how to cherish.

I just want to seal myself up and lick the wound. I don't want to mention the glory of the past, just want to step on every step.

6. I have been waiting for you, just to accumulate enough disappointment and convince myself to quit my ambiguous fantasy about you.

There are many things in the world that I can't control myself. For example, I miss you so much, but there are too many reasons not to.

8. Time makes love barren. Why do people who laugh cry?

9. The first part: I was single last year, single this year, and I seem to be single next year. Downward: Colleagues have owners, and classmates have owners. It seems that they all have owners of the same age. Horizontal criticism: I am single.

10, if love can easily give up and say no, then it is not true love.

1 1. Let me spend Valentine's Day, Christmas and New Year's Day alone. If you have the ability to take the exam, let me live alone.

12, only by making yourself good enough can you start a beautiful love.

13, have you ever written a person's name on a foggy mirror or glass? Then wipe it off in a hurry.

14, you and I are changing, why should we feel the past?

15, it's almost Valentine's Day. On the way to work, a rose seller stopped me and asked, do handsome guys buy flowers? Why buy flowers? Buy flowers for your girlfriend. Oh, I just don't have a girlfriend. How many flowers does it take to get a new girlfriend? Nothing, no money! Then the boss silently took the flowers back.

16, caring about you has become a habit unconsciously. A gust of wind can call a season, and your little care can warm me all winter.

17, single valentine's day, looking forward to the downpour that day.

18, I can't heal the scar, I can't forget the unhealed pain, but my heart is surging, and I shouldn't have this dream.

19, love is an inscrutable word.

20. Love is just a kind of life, and ambiguity is just an emotional appeal.

Signature of a single man

Signature of a single man

1, even if the worker is single.

I will cherish what I care about with my life.

You take your overpass and I will take my underground passage.

I don't need others to love me. I love myself more than anyone else.

5, you grow up, you are crazy, you are nostalgic, this is your own business.

6. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

7. The memories you mentioned are nothing at all.

I can confidently tell you that he will be with you because you look like me.

One day you will find that I can't be replaced by anyone.

10, as long as your heart is cruel enough, nothing in this world will make you sad.

1 1. Others say that you have changed because you have not lived according to his ideas.

12, some things are not that I don't care, but what if I care.

13, since you chose to run counter to me, don't look back.

14, some mistakes, once is enough, don't make it again.

15, for me, I won't give anything that belongs to you to others.

16, I don't want anything that doesn't belong to me. I don't want what I didn't really give me.

17, I am me. What do you think of me is neither necessary nor necessary.

18, when you hurt me, don't be too light, be cruel, I'm afraid I won't forget you, and I'm even more afraid I won't die.

19, if you can't keep anything, just throw it far away, maybe it will bounce back after hitting something.

20. If you don't feel anything, don't give me the illusion.

2 1, I'm not a delicate girl, I don't need protection, and I can be fine alone.

22. You think the sourest feeling is jealousy. No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.

23. I want to be the only one for you. I can't copy or paste.

24. If you don't talk about love, you will feel sorry for yourself. Everything is just singing for love.

25. Happiness is a virus. I am the source of the virus, infecting you and the whole world.

When I am able to leave, I will never stay for half a second.

27. When it is dark, the whole sun is under our feet. What are we afraid of?

28. Your name will appear in my household registration book one day.

29. If my love hurts someone, then I will give up my love.

You have no choice but to love me. Otherwise, you will eventually drown in my overwhelming thoughts.

3 1, I am not a customer service staff, and you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

Don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you. This world doesn't belong to you.

Don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!

Don't say you will change, it will hinder my pace and waste my youth.

35. Sorry, I have my first hero and don't want to be your second daughter. thank you

36. I keep telling myself that I don't want it if I can't think of it. If I can't get it, I don't want it.

I don't mind giving up halfway if everything becomes boring.

Not everyone can fall in love with their lives!

I can't give you the whole world. However, my world is all for you!

Please take your high-profile love and get out of my sight.

4 1, I have enough ambition to satisfy anyone's madness.

42. If it's mine, don't move. If it's not mine, just leave it there.

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

No one can tell me to lose unless I don't want to win.

45. I can't do it alone. I have never been tough, so no one needs to worry.

46. Only you in this world can have the right to hurt me, and I gave it to you.

47. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?

48. I will do anything except love you.

49, don't be infatuated with elder sister, elder sister will make you nosebleed.

If you are not me, you'd better not interpret my life with your own understanding.

Feel sorry for being single: it's not terrible, what's terrible is that there is no one you like.

1, we always like a group with wishful thinking, but in the end we often find that it is only ourselves who are moved. I think maybe there is no wishful love outside, as long as it is cheap, so we will be so miserable.

2. You know, I really want to have a lasting future with you, to give you all the beautiful things, to love you unscrupulously, to be with you every day, to open my cell phone and see your news, to cry with you, to lose everyone's blessing and to accompany you through life.

3. It turns out that the feelings of adults are not questioned, not explained, tacitly understood, suddenly separated, naturally diluted, a cold tacit understanding.

I didn't know whether I loved you until the fate between you and me ended. I only know that the tears you shed at that time are true, the sadness is true, and it is also true to want to be with you for a lifetime.

Being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that there are no people you like, not even people you like.

6. Sometimes I don't know if my temperament is good. I like you, but I don't like you. In friendship, you can't pretend and don't like to deal with it. In love, you don't like it, and you don't like to make do.

7. I understand when you say you are busy. I can understand when you say you are tired. I understand when you say you don't have time. Since your world doesn't lack me at all, shall I let you go?

8. Think about it now. I didn't deliberately pursue love, nor was I fascinated by the love story of a crazy love in my life. I just wish I wanted to eat hot pot and have a group with me. I want to go to the movies, have a group to accompany me, and then warm each other.

9. I learned later that the world is really big. Some people really don't deliberately meet and never see each other again.

10. If you can't be my sun, please don't go near my lonely heart. If you can't light up the season, don't bring me sorrow. Habit: a group goes on the road, and a group swallows all the calories. If there are tears in my eyes, it is sand that has lost my eyes and salt that has eroded my strength.