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Gao Hegao's dozen couplets about Confucius and Mencius

The ceremony broke down and the music broke down, and the eight dances went to court. This is tolerable, but it is intolerable. Sadly, I am from Zhou, dreaming that I will kill less and less soon;

In hot water, princes invade each other, and fish can't be eaten, and there will be disasters afterwards. Those who are frank and open will return to their roots, conduct benevolent policies, and protect the people from continuous production.

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Confucius followed the "natural principle" in filial piety, and used the "spring and autumn brushwork" to make the traitors frightened;

Mencius advocated benevolent government, took the "authentic" road, and blamed the husband and thief for "the people have no permanent property".

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Learned and determined, eager to ask about the past, angry and forget to eat;

Reverse and sincere, be good at knowledge and ability, be happy and feel at ease.

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Without saying a word, I regret it. Lu is really a dutiful son;

Benevolence is the home, righteousness is the Tao, and honesty is the gentleman.

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Kong Qiu personally executed the "gentleman's punishment" on Shao Zhengmao.

Monk spared no effort to criticize Zhu Yang and Mo Zhai.