What are some sarcastic sentences about short people?

Short people wear high heels-their height is limited.

The dwarf hit the wolf-it is not enough to shout.

Dwarfs fly kites-higher and higher; Steady rise

Shorty fart-humble.

Dwarf sightseeing echo

A Dwarf Crossing the River-Peace of mind (drowning)

Draw generals from dwarfs-make do with materials; Choose a better one on the whole.

The dwarf climbed the stairs-longing (longing)

The dwarf climbed the hill step by step; May you be promoted step by step!

Dwarf riding a big horse-dilemma; Up-down dilemma

The dwarf will ascend to heaven-I don't know the height; Delusion; Golden Millet Dream―sheer daydream