A joke with the wrong name

One day, Xiaoming went to his grandmother's house to play, but he felt bored and asked her. Is there an Internet cafe here? Yes! Grandma answered at once. Then he took Xiaoming to the pond. Go to the pond, grandma said; Play, there are many bastards here! Be careful, don't get bitten.

Grandma treats Internet cafes like turtles. O(∩_∩)o ... haha laughed

After graduating from normal college, a girl went to a primary school as a teacher. She told the students in the first class: "Students, I will teach you Chinese from today. My last name is Bai." Then she wrote the words "Hundred Moon Slope" on the blackboard with chalk and said, "This is my name. Please read it again. "

"White belly skin!" The students read aloud together, and dozens of pairs of childish eyes looked at the teacher's stomach together.

The female teacher is puzzled. Looking back, she realized that she had written the slope too separately, and the soil on the left was too close to the moon, so she couldn't help blushing. ...

The student wrote: "I was walking on the road when suddenly a pile of cow dung appeared on the road. I was shocked." After reading it, the teacher approved: "massive, massive."

The student's composition reads: "My mother is a middle-aged woman in her thirties." The teacher criticized under the word "middle age": "redundant." Then let the students copy it again. My mother is an extra middle-aged woman in her thirties.