Complete works of jokes about wine

2002 World Cup in Japan and South Korea, Li Tie, China, Zidane, and Beckham, England, gathered in South Korea. They are not only opponents on the field, but also drinkers off the field. The three of them went to the small bar next door to drink, and when they got drunk, they began to brag. Even what Beckham said can't catch up with our whisky! He caught a mouse, drank three sips of whisky, and the mouse lay down ... Zidane took a look at Beckham, caught a mouse, took a bottle of Louis XIV, drank two sips and lay down. Li Tie smiled coldly, picked up a bottle of spirit Erguotou and gave it to the mouse. The mouse swished away. Zidane and Beckham both laughed, but Li Tie didn't say a word. Soon the mouse dragged the cat back to .........., and neither of them could cure you. .........