Jokes to please girls (jokes to please girls)

The jokes that make girls happy are my favorite. This article was written by me, and it is also a joke to make girls happy. Why do you say that? Because I think I wrote it this way, and I think I'm so happy. Because this article has brought me a lot of joy, of course, I also have a lot of sad things.

1, I want to sleep in

I like to sleep late in the morning. I say that every morning. "Didn't you say I was going to sleep in this morning?" "What else did you say in the morning? You can't sleep late in the morning. "

2. The feeling of being loved

Girl: "Is there anything you want to say to me?" Girl: "You have a lot to say to me. I have always wanted what you said to me. " Girl: I want you to make me feel loved! Girl: "Do you think you are good to me or bad to me?" Boy: "I just find you annoying." Girl: "Then how do you know I hate it?" Boy: "Because you like chatting with me, I like listening to you."

Are you late again today?

I miss you. Do you really want to know that I was late again today? Of course I won't admit it, but I will still say it. Do you think what I said is strange, too?

I'm glad to date you, but be careful.

On the subway the day before the date, I thought I could talk to you. But I didn't expect to hear your voice as soon as I entered the door. I asked, "What's the matter with you?" "What are you talking about?" She said loudly, "I tell you, I like you." "good!" I took out my cell phone and dialed your number. "Can I date you?" She asked. I looked at my watch and said, "All right!" As a result, I hung up and waited for her to send me a text message.