Who has English jokes below 100 words? I want something simple.

Birs

Teacher:

here

be

two

Birds,

one

be

a

Swallow it,

this

other

be

Sparrows.

at present

who

can

tell

we

which

be

Which one?

Student:

I

cannot

main points

be away from home

but

I

know

this

Answer. Teacher:

please

tell

We ...

Student:

this

swallow

be

Near ...

this

sparrow

and

this

sparrow

be

Near ...

this

Swallow it.

Two birds

Teacher:

Here are two birds, one is a sparrow. Who can point out which is the swallow and which is the sparrow?

Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer

Teacher: Please talk about it.

Student: The sparrow is next to the swallow, and the swallow is next to the sparrow.