Some famous jokes.

1. A man saved his lover's number on his mobile phone with the name 10086. Every time I receive a text message, my wife will read it. Every time I read it, I will say: 10086 is disgusting. I send all these tricks …

2. Yesterday, I received a message from QQ requesting to add friends: "I am your mother!" I immediately replied "I am your father" and refused, and then I got a call from my mother saying "Add me, hurry!"

I just registered a user name "Dad" on the Internet, and it sent me an email. I was dumbfounded at first sight: "Hello, Dad, your user name has been registered successfully!" "

A very fat woman got on the bus and couldn't find a seat, so she had to pull the pull ring on the bus. Unexpectedly, the driver suddenly braked, and the fat woman broke the pull ring and jumped in front of the driver. The driver looked at her and the pull ring in her hand and said angrily, "Order three and send the driver an autographed photo!" "

A woman said to her cheating husband: If you dare to divorce and marry that little demon, I will marry her father. From now on, my son will call you brother-in-law and you will call me mother! My husband fainted on the spot and behaved himself from then on.

6. Three rabbits shit. The first one is only long. The second one is just spherical. The third one is actually triangular. The third rabbit asked, and it replied, it was pinched by hand. (disgusting ...)

8. A gentleman caught a cold and went to the hospital for intravenous drip. The nurse quickly inserted the needle into Mr. Wang's body and hung physiological saline. 1 more hours passed, and the water in the salt bottle was finished. The nurse came over and immediately changed a bottle. The gentleman was puzzled and asked the nurse, "Miss, isn't there only one bottle on the prescription list?" The nurse pointed to the empty bottle cap behind the salt water and said, Sir, you are so lucky. This bottle won the lottery-another bottle ~!

9. The men's and women's toilets in the school are connected. A girl forgot to bring toilet paper to the toilet. When she was embarrassed, toilet paper came from the men's room next door. The girl turned pale and asked loudly, "Who?" . The boy next door replied with a deep and powerful voice: "Lei Feng."

10. The doctor asked the patient how the fracture happened. The patient said, I felt sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole. A fucking asshole passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a stick and gave me two!

1 1. In biology class, the teacher asked: How can we correctly distinguish the hands and feet of an octopus? Answer: Give it a fart to smell. Is the hand will cover your nose, and the rest is your feet. The whole class fell down.

12. Someone was riding a bicycle and heard a passerby shouting: Go, Go, Go ... I think, damn it, I can sing: Ole Ole Oh ... I jumped into the ditch without saying a word. Passers-by scolded: Shit! Let me tell you something, Gou Gou, do you still ride horses? ! You deserve to fall to death!

13. The science teacher asked, "Why is the body cold after death?" No one answered. The teacher asked again, "Nobody knows?" At this time, someone at the back of the classroom said, "That's because it's calm and naturally cold."