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There is a needle-like pit one centimeter below the left corner of my mouth. It is not there when I am not curling my lips. What is it called?
That should be Li Guo~ the one like Tong Liya. All the students seemed to be saying: "I will never forgive anyone who speaks again... If you ask me what I like most about my hometown, I love the mountains and plains the most... Her little mouth contains rich Expression: When you are happy, curl your lips and pretend to be... San Myopia. What is the name of today's show? "Three Myopia". The person said: "We have heard of this play - "Four Jinshi", but we have never heard of "Three Jinshi". Ah 1 This "myopia" is different from that "Jinshi", this "three myopia" is three levels of myopia. These three people are not outsiders, they are all my uncles. All three of my uncles are short-sighted, and my uncle's kind of myopia is called "Qingqing..." Tang Jiezhong: Isn't that all water? Ma Ji: The Yongding River on the left, the right... Ma Ji: I suddenly found that there was a lake in front of me. Village. Tang Jiezhong: Where... Ma Ji: It's so sweet that it flows from the corners of my mouth. Tang Jiezhong: That's enough... Classic joke: God, please let me be ugly. Don't be jealous. , In fact, I am really handsome. I am not handsome every day. I have been handsome for more than 20 years. I want to ask: What kind of thing are you? How can I not see you? If I compare my facial features and figure horizontally, my eyebrows are like Aaron Kwok, my eyes are like Andy Lau, my nose... There is a line under my eyes, I don’t know what it is, is it dark? Eyes... ***1 Doctor The reply is that the doctor's advice is for reference only because face-to-face consultation is not possible... Guidance: When you curl your lips, there will be two holes at the lower corners of your mouth. Consider... Classmates and enemies "la la la la..." Oh my god, I'm like that. My deskmate is showing off his broken voice again. I don’t even know what kind of song he is singing. He is speechless. My deskmate’s surname is x... The narrator made a gesture of curling his lips (the corners of his mouth were downward, forming a convex line... It was spread all over the capital. If there was any news, it would spread very quickly... He couldn't live without this woman, and there wasn't too much. Words but a look are enough... 8. Ah, my blazing biceps~~~! 9. The landlady is confused about Li Dazui’s hunger strike: You usually eat even if you’re not hungry, but now you won’t eat for two days. Are you not hungry? 10. Scholar: Xiao Guo, how are you doing? If you have any difficulties, just say, no... 1. When I was waiting for a bus, a BMW drove past, and an expert next to me said to me. The people around him said: "Look, that car just passed by is IBM." 2. A friend of mine was interning at China Unicom. One day, an old man came up to him and said, "Get me a mobile card, okay?" Then my friend said without raising his head: "Master, someone is here to cause trouble 1 3,...
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