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Love bedtime stories to coax your boyfriend
A story is a story that tells an event with a moral through narrative. He played a great role in studying the spread and distribution of culture in history. The following are some love bedtime stories I compiled to coax my boyfriend (8 general stories). I hope they can be provided for your reference. Love bedtime stories to coax your boyfriend 1
Now think about how bright the sunshine was at Xiamen University back then.
That sunny afternoon, I was sitting in the classroom, and she gently walked up to me and asked me to borrow class notes. I smelled the faint fragrance of her body and could even feel her breath. She sat in the row in front of me, but turned half around, covered her mouth with her hands and said to me: Do you like Teresa Teng's songs? I'll sing a song for you if you get a chance, okay? She turned around and spilled some of her hair on my table. I was so confused.
But I never said anything to her because I felt inferior. She is the daughter of a wealthy businessman in Quanzhou. And I, a farmer's son from a mountain village...
In the blink of an eye, the internship period is here. I am interning in an organization in Xiamen, and my life is very leisurely. In the evening, I went to work in a printing factory with several classmates. After working for about 10 days, I earned more than 100 yuan. When I got the money, her long hair appeared in front of my eyes, and I suddenly decided to use the money to make a hairpin for her.
I first went to a decorative materials store and bought a piece of palm wood, then two carving knives, some sheets of matte cloth, and a small can of paint. It took me two days and two nights to carve the wooden block into a butterfly spreading its wings and apply paint. With a dozen dollars left, I bought a new hairpin, removed the metal clip, and set it on the butterfly I carved. I imagined this little hairpin dancing in her long flowing hair.
She was interning at a newspaper in Quanzhou. I borrowed 100 yuan from my classmates, which was just enough for the travel expenses back and forth to Quanzhou. I got up early and took a half-day drive to her internship place while she went out to interview. . I left the hairpin with a female editor, and it took me 10 minutes to explain it clearly. Before I left, I urged her not to give it to the wrong person. Naturally, I didn’t leave my name. I expected her to guess that it was from me, but I didn't want her to know. After all, she didn't mention anything. I don't know whether the sour feeling in my heart was loss or happiness.
Before graduation, the department organized a farewell party. It was not until the end of the party that she hurried over and sang a song called "The First Taste of Loneliness" solo. While singing, her eyes always glanced at me, but I started drinking with my classmates. Later I learned that "First Taste of Loneliness" was Teresa Teng's song.
She was assigned to Xiamen, but I went to another city. On the first day when I reported to my new unit, I started calling every news unit in Xiamen. After making nearly 50 calls, I finally found the newspaper that hired her and asked about her dormitory from the office. Dial her dormitory phone number and listen to her: Hello! Hello... I'm listening. Suddenly I didn't know what to say to her. Maybe we are strangers than ordinary classmates, maybe she can't even call me by my name, maybe she is waiting for her boyfriend's call...
I can even hear her talking on the phone The sound of breathing next to her was like the first time she asked me to borrow a notebook, but those breaths were getting farther and farther away... I hung up the phone.
I never made that call again, even though those numbers seemed to have been engraved in my mind.
Slowly, I got a girlfriend. She was as docile as a bunny. I got married when I said I wanted to get married, and I wanted children when I said I wanted children. The youth and passion that once flourished faded away with time, and the secular world The honor and disgrace quickly overwhelmed my life. However, every time I picked up the two rusty carving knives, my heart was still stabbed by the knife, which hurt so much that I shed tears. I often imagine that if I could turn back time, I would really like to go back to the school days and start everything over again.
The only thing I want to think about is to ask her if she has ever liked me.
Sure enough, one day, 10 years later, the first stop for the class reunion was in front of the library of Xiamen University.
In the afternoon full of sunshine, the past time is vivid in my mind. I went back to the past, and my steps were as light as the cloud in the sky.
In front of the library door, in that familiar position, a familiar figure stood there quietly. Her long hair was no longer floating, and a wooden hairpin held it in place. They are clipped firmly on the back of the head to form a beautiful bun.
What has been touched countless times in my hands and in my heart countless times is that hairpin with fluttering butterflies.
I ran away. I ran out of the school gate and was suddenly submerged in the street market. I heard the deafening sound in a video store on the street, and Rene Liu singing: Later/I finally learned how to love/Unfortunately, you were already far away/Disappeared in the sea of ??people/Later/I finally understood through tears/Some people/Once If you miss it, you won’t miss it... A love bedtime story to coax your boyfriend 2
There is a "cute" old couple on Hanfu Street in Nanjing. The old lady rides a short, portable electric tricycle, and the old man rides Riding a tricycle converted from a bicycle, he rode slowly westward from Hanfu Street along the road in front of the Presidential Palace, exchanging words from time to time, which seemed very pleasant.
Grandma Yu Hua in the photo is 87 years old, and her husband Han Jianhua is 85 years old. Grandma Yu's husband and Grandpa Han's wife died of illness in 1990 and 1995 respectively. The two people who thought they would spend their later years alone met each other.
Speaking of how they met, Grandma Yu smiled shyly: "It was the old man's youngest daughter who led the way, and a good friend acted as a matchmaker, so I agreed to meet him." Grandma Yu said, She was touched by Grandpa Han's concern.
It turns out that Grandma Yu suffered from rheumatoid arthritis after she retired, and her knees always hurt. Grandpa Han noticed this when they met and sewed a "knee pad" after returning home.
"That knee pad is ugly." However, this "ugly" knee pad touched Grandma Yu's heart.
Grandma Yu and Grandpa Han got married less than two months after they met. They treat their families to a meal in a restaurant, which counts as "drinking."
However, Grandma Yu also had a request for this wedding: "I also want to be beautiful!"
She and Grandpa Han spent more than 1,000 yuan to take photos in a photo studio near their home. I took beautiful wedding photos and hung them in the most eye-catching place in the living room.
Grandma Yu is from Yantai, and Grandpa Han is from Jinan. They are very compatible in terms of taste and personality. The old lady has bad legs and feet, so Grandpa Han takes care of the housework. Only the kitchen is still the "world" of Grandma Yu.
Every time she cooks, she acts as the chef and Grandpa Han helps. Grandpa Han has diabetes, and Grandma Yu cooks with less sugar and less salt.
With each other’s company and care, the two old people are strong and healthy.
Every morning, the old couple would go out and find a place to stop near the Presidential Palace, Zhongshan Gate or Zhonghua Gate to read and read newspapers together. In the past, Grandpa Han added a seat to his bicycle to carry Grandma Yu.
Grandma Yu felt distressed when she saw her husband having a hard time riding a bike, so she bought an electric bike six years ago. Two old people travel together in a car. The original "extra seat" on the bicycle is still there today. Grandma Yu said that this was a souvenir and she was reluctant to take it apart. Love bedtime stories to coax your boyfriend 3
Once upon a time there were two little pigs who lived a carefree life. They loved each other. Every day when their master brought them food, the boar Always let the sow eat first, and then go up to eat the leftovers after she is full. The boar always keeps watch on the sows every night. He is afraid that the owner will take the sows out and kill them while they are sleeping. As the days passed, the sows became fatter and fatter, while the boars lost weight day by day.
Until one day, the boar suddenly heard his owner discussing with the butcher about killing and selling the sow that was growing well. The boar was extremely sad, and his temperament changed drastically from that day on. Whenever the owner brings food, the boar always grabs it and eats everything. After eating every day, he lies down and sleeps. He also tells the sow that she will be the sentinel now, if he finds that she is not doing the sentry. He just ignored her and the days passed gradually, and the sow felt that the boar cared less and less about her. The sow was disappointed, but the boar still lived a peaceful life as if nothing had happened.
Soon a month passed. The owner took the butcher to the pig pen. He found that the sow that was fat and strong a month ago was so thin that there was not much meat left, while the boar was shiny and shiny. At this time, the boar was Running desperately, trying to attract the owner's attention and show that he was a healthy pig, the butcher finally dragged the boar away.
The moment he was dragged out of the pig pen, the boar smiled at the sow and said: Don’t eat so much in the future. The sow was heartbroken and rushed out desperately, but the door of the pen was closed by the owner. Resting on the fence, the sow looked at the tearful boar. That night, the sow looked at the owner's family happily eating pork. The sow sadly lay down in the place where the boar used to sleep every day. Suddenly she found a line of writing on the wall: "If love cannot be expressed in words, I am willing." Use your life to prove it! The sow was heartbroken when she saw this line of words, and the humans were all moved when they heard this poignant love story. In order to commemorate this love, the girls also expressed that they had not forgotten the boar's will before leaving: "Don't eat like this in the future." many". Love bedtime stories to coax your boyfriend 4
I met the daughter of a patient in the ward. She was a woman as beautiful as a flower: tall and tall, fair skin, and straight facial features. The girl's family is well off and she currently works in a foreign company. According to her mother, the girl is renovating the house and will soon become a bride.
Girls are in their prime. Not only do they look pretty, they also have a kind heart. My mother had surgery on both legs and had just gotten off the ground and needed help. Seeing me tremblingly supporting my mother alone, without my greeting, she put down her rice bowl while she was eating, stood up hurriedly, and helped her mother up from the other side. She was tall and had to bend down to hold her mother's arms. Her mother felt sorry for her and thanked her profusely, but she said it was what she should do.
Looking at such a well-behaved and smart girl, I guessed: Her boyfriend must be tall and handsome too!
That day, she and her boyfriend visited her mother, which was unexpected. As expected, that boyfriend was actually a little shorter than her.
In such an era where "high-end, big-time, and all-round" are popular for choosing friends, is there any hidden meaning behind the girl's choice? For example, could the boy be a multi-millionaire despite his humble appearance? A young master, or a son of a high-ranking official, or a CEO of a Fortune 500 company?
No! Through conversation, I learned that the boy and the girl were colleagues, and that he was a child from the county, and his family was extremely wealthy. ordinary. The new house they are currently renovating is a down payment that the two of them saved for several years and took out a mortgage for. The new house does not require both parents to contribute a penny. At a time when "gnawing at the elderly" is all the rage, their behavior impressed me with admiration. They are such a pair of young people with backbone! They are filial, kind, independent and brave.
The doctor on duty came over to ask about my mother’s condition. He was also a short man. Looking at the doctor's back, the girl thought thoughtfully and whispered to her boyfriend: "Can't you straighten your back? In fact, I secretly compared you just now. You are about the same height as the doctor, but with his head held high, he looks taller. You're tall!"
I smiled.
It seems that girls don’t care about boys’ heights, nor do they turn a blind eye. Well, compared with quality, I admit that focusing on height is also a kind of vanity, but who doesn't have a little vanity? Especially such a young and slim pretty girl.
Every love has a reason, and every marriage has a foundation. So, what is it about the boy that attracts the beautiful girl, so much so that she wants to marry him?
The boy leaned on the chair and clicked on his mobile phone with gusto, so relaxed in front of his future mother-in-law, just like He is her son. It can be seen that the relationship between their families is very harmonious.
I curiously asked the girl quietly: "What do you like about him?"
The girl also whispered: "He saves money and is reluctant to waste a penny. Despite his low voice, the future mother-in-law who was lying on the bed picked up the conversation: "For example, when we eat out, even if there is one steamed bun left on the table, he is reluctant to throw it away and takes it home. He says steaming it." Another meal. "Looks like he's living a good life!" I nodded. The girl took over the conversation: "He couldn't bear to buy good clothes, so I bought them for him. He only focused on making and saving money." There was infinite love and compassion in his words.
I sincerely bless them.
It is said that there are many "leftover women" in society now. In fact, the main reason for this situation is women. They require that their future husband be either a spot man or a futures man. But frankly speaking, in today's society, most men are neither spot men nor futures men, but men who may be ordinary all their lives. What to do? Faced with such a cruel reality, a woman's lifelong efforts should be-how to live her mediocre life in a colorful and prosperous way with an ordinary man.
If you care about everything and go back and forth between futures and spot every day; if you stare at other people’s husbands’ high-ranking officials and generous salaries with red eyes, you will have to look forward to Shu; if you regard marriage as a ladder to heaven instead of a If life continues, you will never be satisfied and never know how to cherish it - just like Scarlett Hao to Rhett Butler, she holds her head high to pursue the illusory happiness, but she just ignores the one she loves most around her.
Is getting married to make love come true? Not necessarily! In the final analysis, marriage is a lifestyle chosen by individuals, not a love game. But when asked about the reason for marriage, many women gave a sonorous and powerful answer with one word: "love"! Unfortunately, after getting married, she seemed to find that life was getting more and more painful. After all, love alone is only a part of life, not the whole of life.
In an era that is not rich in princes, if a woman wants to marry with confidence, please remember to fall from the cloud of love into the dust of life and merge into the fireworks of life. Love Bedtime Stories to Coax Your Boyfriend 5
A bird falls in love with a fish. The bird can only fly in the air, and the fish can only swim in the water. This love is destined to end as soon as it begins. As a result, they still fell in love. The bird said, it is enough for me to see you once every day. The fish was moved to tears. They were transparent tears that melted into the water and could not see anything. Fish said, so am I. We have the same love in two different worlds, transcending the limitations of space. Feiniao said that this kind of love is eternal, it does not have any commitment, it is the connection of hearts. Fish said that this kind of love is also the most beautiful. We can't touch each other, but in our hearts, each other is the most perfect.
The birds and the fish fell deeply into the ocean of love, insisting on looking at each other every day, regardless of wind or rain, they remained determined, until one day, they couldn't bear the pain of longing for each other. , both hope to be able to touch each other, even if there is only one hundredth of a second of contact, they will be satisfied. So they agreed with each other that when the birds flew over the sea, the fish jumped up with all their strength, fulfilling their long-cherished wish of contacting each other for one hundredth of a second.
The bird was full of excitement, smoothing its beautiful wings and flying against the sea. The moment she saw the bird closest to her, she used all her strength to bounce up.
The fish finally broke out of the water, and its head collided with the beautiful head of the bird. In that moment, one hundredth of a second, a tragedy happened. The bird's head was bleeding, which was caused by the fish struggling to jump out of the water.
The flying bird died, with a smile on its face when it died, because it finally experienced the feeling of touching the most beloved person, that is, the flight of death and life. Love bedtime stories to coax my boyfriend 6
Lai Xiaoen is a good friend I met in Wuding Town. He also has a very powerful chef father. I didn't make a typo, it was "Cooking Lion" not "Chef"! Why is this? Don't be anxious, don't be anxious, listen to me slowly.
You know, as an adventurer, I always like to travel around the world on my Mosi Pigeon spaceship. One day at noon, I came to a small town called Wufian, and I searched for a long time but couldn't find a restaurant. This made my stomach growl all the time, and I almost fainted from hunger. So I knocked on the door of a random house. The person who opened the door was a little boy with black curly hair, big eyes, a small nose, and a pair of black-rimmed glasses. He is Lai Xiaoen. He is eleven years old and is a primary school student like you.
“You really want to eat grilled chicken wings now, right?” Lai Xiaoen asked me in a friendly way.
"How do you know? I'm very hungry." I said.
"It told me." Lai Xiaoen raised the watch on his right hand to show me.
I saw the watch beeping, the red light on the watch ring flashing, and the three words "grilled chicken wings" appeared on the screen, and then, the aroma of chicken wings wafted out!
According to common sense, a hungry person will feel hungrier when he smells fragrance. But when I smelled the aroma of chicken wings, my hunger eased a lot. At this time, Lai Xiaoen handed me a bowl of soaked instant noodles. I ate slowly. The air was filled with the aroma of grilled chicken wings, and I felt like I was eating grilled chicken wings instead of instant noodles!
"Your watch is so amazing!" I praised while eating.
"Of course, it's called a 'scent watch'." Lai Xiaoen proudly told me, "Although it looks no different from an ordinary watch, it actually uses electronic technology, physiology, The latest achievements in various disciplines such as food science can receive hunger signals in time. As long as you are hungry, it will beep, and then it will automatically turn on the electromagnetic wave sensor on the watch ring to collect your brain. Use radio waves to determine the food you want to eat, and then use the data chip in the watch to convert the radio waves into data to release the aroma of the food you want. Because special materials are added to the aroma, it can relieve you for a certain period of time. "How about this?"
"This way, you don't have to eat anymore after smelling the aroma!" I exclaimed excitedly.
"That's not possible. This effect is only temporary. There is always only one fundamental way to solve hunger, and that is to eat!"
Haha, this is true, and you agree with it. Right?
After eating instant noodles, Lai Xiaoen took me to visit the no-meal town. Only then did I realize that there wasn’t even a restaurant in this town. No wonder it was called a meal-free town!
There are not only no restaurants in Wuding Town, but also no professional chefs. The cooking skills are passed down from generation to generation in each family. Lai Xiaoen told me that there is a unique rule in the town: children must be 16 years old or older before they can learn to cook. On their 16th birthday, they must receive a special gift for learning to cook. This is a special ceremony. In Foodless Town, when a person can learn cooking skills, he has changed from a child to an adult and must face his own life bravely from now on.
Growth is a wonderful thing, everyone yearns for it, and everyone is worried about it. Lai Xiaoen longed for how handsome he would be with a spatula when he grew up, but he was also afraid that the food he would cook in the future would not be delicious.
"There are still five years, far away!" Seeing the trace of worry on Lai Xiaoen's face, I quickly comforted, "I still have my dear parents now!"
< p> "But they are not at home!" After saying that, Lai Xiaoen seemed even more depressed.What's going on? It turns out that the problem all lies with Lai Xiaoen's father.
Lai Xiaoen’s father is called Lai Daen, and he is the inventor of the Wufian Town Scientific Research Institute. Like many inventors, Dr. Lai Daen's favorite thing to do is to play with messy parts and machines in the laboratory, and then invent all kinds of strange new things. "Scent Watch" is his favorite work.
But this seemingly omnipotent inventor dad can’t even tell the difference between a spatula and a rice spoon, let alone cooking! I think that in Wufen Town, the only such person is Dr. Lai Daen. His mind was full of experimental instruments and scientific data, and he had no interest in recipes. He even thought of ways to make trouble during the serious ceremony of learning to cook. Just like many people nowadays, although they have reached the age of adulthood, they cannot control the naughty spirit in their hearts and always want to do something fun.
"I think the only person in the world who can stand my father is my mother," Lai Xiaoen continued, "After my mother married my father, my grandparents and grandparents all passed on their cooking skills to her. Mom, and dad can't do anything. But a few days ago, the new invention that dad was researching, the octopus dishwasher, broke down. As a result, all the pots and pans in the house were damaged. Mom bought a spaceship ticket in anger and traveled around the world. Went on a trip."
"What about your dad?" I asked quickly.
Lai Xiaoen took off his black-rimmed glasses and put them on for me, and then pressed the button on the frame. Only then did I realize that this was actually a microcomputer. Two emails popped up on the glasses, which were sent by Dr. Daen before he came.
Love bedtime stories to coax your boyfriend 7
There was a little white rabbit running happily in the forest. On the way, it met a giraffe who was rolling drugs. The little white rabbit said to the giraffe: " Giraffe, giraffe, why do you do something to harm yourself? Look how beautiful this forest is, let's run in nature together!" The giraffe looked at the drug cigarette and the little white rabbit, and then turned the drug cigarette behind him. Throw it away and follow the little white rabbit running in the forest.
Later they met an elephant who was preparing to take cocaine. The little white rabbit said to the elephant: "Elephant, why do you do something to hurt yourself? Look at this piece The forest is so beautiful, let's run in nature together!" The elephant looked at Ke Jian and the little white rabbit, then threw Ke Jian behind him and followed the little white rabbit and the giraffe in running in the forest.
Later they met a lion, and the little white rabbit said to the lion: "Lion, lion, why do you do things that hurt yourself? Look at how beautiful this forest is, let's go out in nature together Let's run!" The lion looked at the syringe and looked at the little white rabbit, then threw the syringe behind him, rushed over and beat the little white rabbit hard. The elephant and giraffe were trembling with fear: "Why did you hit the little white rabbit? It is so kind, caring about our health and asking us to get close to nature." The lion said angrily: "This bastard rabbit, every time he bites his head, He just dragged me around in the forest like an idiot. "Love bedtime story to coax my boyfriend 8
Stupid Bear opened a small shop, and all the forest residents came to patronize it.
On this day, the little flower snake came to the small shop and said to Benben Bear: "Benben Bear, I want to buy a bag of candy."
Benben Bear took out a bag The "candy" was handed to the little flower snake, and the little flower snake went home happily.
But the next day, the little flower snake came angrily to Benben Bear and said: "Stupid Bear, look at what you did! I asked for a bag of sugar, but you gave me a bag of salt. , but my vegetables were so bad!”
After hearing this, Stupid Bear knew that he must have picked up the wrong one, and he said to the little flower snake in embarrassment: “I’m sorry, little flower snake, it’s my fault. , I apologize to you, please forgive me! In addition, I will give you another bag of candy for free!"
After hearing this, the little flower snake calmed down and said to Benbenxiong: " Benbenxiong, you must not be so careless in the future, otherwise sooner or later, your store will close down!"
Benbenxiong nodded sheepishly.
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