Routine girlfriend warm-hearted jokes

Routine jokes about girlfriend's warm heart will help you understand how to routine your girlfriend with humorous questions to make him happy. First, the routine girlfriend warms the heart

1. Go shopping with your girlfriend. Man: Honey, I want to drink yogurt. Woman: What flavor do you want? I'll get it for you. M: I want to drink 37. Woman: Fuck off. We'll talk about it at night.

2. M: There are four things I like to do best every day. W: Which four? Man: Three meals a day, a good man is me.

3. W: Where's my present for you? Do you like it? M: Thieves like it. Woman: Then why don't you take it with you? Man: I just told you that thieves like it and it was stolen ...

4. On the street, my daughter-in-law asked me, who is more beautiful than the woman opposite me? I said without hesitation: of course you are beautiful. Wife: Hum, perfunctory me again. Me: why are you perfunctory? What's the use of saying that she is beautiful, and she won't sleep with me at night.

5. Girlfriend: What are you doing? You: I just finished eating, and now I'm going to watch a movie. How can my girlfriend answer it? Do you want to watch a movie or not return it to you directly? You: I miss you. Do you miss me too? Girlfriend will laugh. Girlfriend: No you: Well, I'll miss you even though I'm sad.

6. What are you doing? Girlfriend: I just got up (it's already noon). You: Little pig. Girlfriend: Hum. You: But I like the life of a pig and I like you.

7. Girlfriend: I'm going to take a shower. You: How could you? Girlfriend: What's wrong with taking a shower? You: You should have brought me with you.

8. "There is a saying that the object is you." "What?" "At two o'clock in Kyrgyzstan, there are words that are owed."

9. "shuffle when couples spend, what's the other way around?" "I love you, too."

1. "Dear, let me learn to bark like a pig for you. Would you like to listen?" "mm-hmm" "mm-hmm ... finished learning"

11. "Do you think there is shit in my head?" "That's a strange question, but I don't think so." "Tut tut, yes, after all, my mind is full of you."

12. "Do you smell a burnt smell?" "No" "I went there, but you didn't smell it." "Do you smell it?" "Yes, my heart has been burning for you."

13. "Honey, do you think men paint their nails?" "mother" and "dear son, mother loves you ~"

14. "I think your eyes are really beautiful?" Really? But I still think my eyes are better than yours. Because I have you in my eyes. < P > 15. You are not in my heart now. Why, don't you love me? "No, I just took you out and kissed you, and now I'm about to put it back."

16. "Honey, I've watched you carefully for a minute, and I feel that you are particularly like a person." "Like who?" "my love"

17. "Let me ask you a philosophical question. People's emotions can be divided into joys and sorrows and what's wrong! I love you "

18." I think you look like cholesterol! " "Why do you say that about me? I didn't offend you." "Because you disturbed my little heart."

19. "Today, our teacher taught us to read 26 English letters, and I couldn't go on studying in the middle of it." "Why?" "I'll read it to you, abcdefghi ... I ... I love you"

2. "I feel like I'm always here recently. "I fell in love when I met you"

2. Give my girlfriend a routine of sweet words

1. It's good that you are fat again. There are more places I can like you.

2. M: I found someone secretly loves you! Woman: Who is it? Man: Me.

3. M: Does the girl like reading? Woman: Yes. Man: Uncle likes watching you, too.

4. Man: "You know what? Your eyes are beautiful, and I know what constellation you are! " Woman: "What is it?" Man: "Andromeda." (serious face)

5. If possible, I want to go to the seaside for a holiday with you, so that we can feel the freshness of the sea breeze.

6. I really want to hold you from now on and hold you tightly until I come to God.

7. I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you hundreds of millions of times, just like on the equator.

8. use my fireworks to change your life. The dust settled for you, overturning the prosperity of the world.

9. Don't torture me any more. My heart has been cut. It's not the blood that runs out, it's the fault of loving you.

1. Sometimes I really want to kill you. What about other times? Other times, I want to love you forever.

11. Everyone loves you too much, so we can't live without you. You and I will be more beautiful in the future through time.

12. In sincerity, I get to know you, and I will be with you day and night.

13. I want to see your gentle face every day. The dimples on your face make me drunk without drinking.

14. I love you. If you don't accept me, then it doesn't matter, I will always love you silently.

15. You are the north star of my life. With you, I will never lose my way in the vast sea again.

16. because it's really hard to forget you, I can't bear to part with it. I love you with all my heart.

17. "I'm lost, meowed." "You should be most familiar with this road." "How to get to your heart?"

18. "Let me tell you, what does he/she look like that I like?" "Now turn on the front camera of the phone and you will see him/her."

19. "Actually, my date is very nice, lovely and lovely." "Yes, my object is good. Good for dogs. Good for cats. I will be better to you in the future. "

2. "I went for a checkup today, and the doctor said I was short of zinc, iron and calcium." "It's no wonder that I haven't been able to sleep recently. I didn't understand it when I was in the hospital." "Now that I see you, I understand." "Because: I lack you."

3. Humor problems of routine girlfriends

1.A: Why can't I pass the security check at the airport

B: Because they find that I still have you in my heart

2.A: Guess which day I like

B: I like every day with you

3.A: You are a book.

B: the more you look? The more I want to sleep

4.A: I have super powers

B: What super powers

A: I like you very much

5.A: What are you

B: I belong to a pig

A: You obviously belong to me

6.A: Why do you hurt me

I'm lost

B: How did you get lost

A: Because my mind is full of you

8.A: I'm a little afraid of you

B: Afraid of me

A: Because I'm afraid of my wife

9.A: I want to change my avatar

B: What kind

?

A: I still love you, spoil you and love you

11.A: Remember your identity

B: What identity

A: You are my person

12. I want to steal your body temperature

B: Talk to people

A: Give me a hug

13.a.

B: I don't want to talk about

A: Then let's talk about strangers

15.A: I like you

B: Then

A: Be my girlfriend

B: That's no good

A: Then give me back the four words

B: I like you < P> A: Because you have been running in my mind all day

17.A: How long have you been single

B: Since birth

A: Sorry to have kept you waiting

18.A: Do you have someone you like

B: No

A: Hello, My name is

19.A: How many fingers do you have in one hand

B:5

A: How many eyes do you have

B:2

A: How many mouths do you have

B:1

A: I love you too

2.A:.