Classic Beijing dialect

Cctv called Dianer Station.

Hello, everyone. My name is Lu Han, and my name is Big Monkey Egg.

Scrambled eggs with tomatoes are called chicken breast or scrambled eggs.

The teacher called it the good old days.

If it doesn't taste good, it's called a hug.

Pizza Hut calls sick guests.

Shichahai is called the Ten Seas.

7 1 1 call knock ~

No meow ~

Beijing dialect 2.0

Tim's chicken breast is a set of scrambled eggs.

Although the chest is explosive,

But the egg on the chest is soup,

Get ready for dinner.

Translated version:

The scrambled eggs with tomatoes made by my family are delicious.

Although tomatoes are not delicious,

But eggs dipped in tomato soup,

It tastes great.

Beijing dialect 3.0

1, look, you are almost a monkey, and Malie is hitting you with a broom.

Look at what you have done. How can it be 258?

3, that thing, I will tremble when I think about it!

4. Why is it stuck in the sedan chair?

Translated version:

1. Look, you are almost a native monkey. Hurry up and beat the soil with that broom pole.

2. Look what you have done. Why did you break up halfway?

That thing scares me when I think about it!

4. Why cram for the Buddha's feet? (with the meaning of kindness and sympathy)