Jokes in Fuqing dialect

Analysis:

The fox was walking in the street and met the old wolf head-on. The old wolf reached out and gave him a big mouth: "Let you not wear a hat."

The fox came home depressed and put on a hat.

The next day, I met the old wolf and got a big mouth: "Let you wear a hat."

If so, he is always beaten several times. The fox thought that it was not a problem to be beaten often. No, I have to complain to the tiger.

Just arrived at the door of the tiger's house, I heard the tiger talking in the house: "You can't always be so unreasonable when you hit the fox. If the fox comes to me to complain in the future, I won't be able to keep you. " At least we can get by on the surface. I'll teach you a trick. Next time you see a fox, tell him: Bring me some clothes. He brought you soap, so you beat him up and said I wanted washing powder, but who told you to get the soap? He brought washing powder, you can call and say I want soap, but who told you to bring washing powder? Why don't you tell him to find me a woman? He finds you a fat one, and you beat him up and say I want to be thin; I'll find you a thin one, and you can beat me up and say I want to be fat. If it's not over, you can hit him, and my face will make sense. "

Hearing this, the fox said, well, let's stop complaining and go home.

The next day, the fox met the old wolf in the street again. The old wolf shouted, "Go and find me some clothes."

The fox took his time: "Do you want washing powder or soap?"

Hearing this, the old wolf, huh? Very good at it. He said, "Go and find me a woman."

The fox is still in no hurry: "Do you want to be fat or thin?"

The wolf was stupid at that time, and there was no reason to hit it. But the wolf only hesitated for a while and beat the fox again, saying, "Don't wear a hat!" " "