Qian Feng's Cold Jokes

Last night's joke was that astronauts used adult diapers, and Qian Feng responded quickly, saying, "Adult diapers, make a personal name." Wang Han said coldly that they were not interested in knowing the answer, so they ignored him. However, Ou Di couldn't help it later and said, "Sorry, brother, I want to know Qian Feng's answer."

Qian Feng immediately stood up with excitement and pride-adult diapers, and package ~ ~ ~ adult! ! !

2. Wang Han: "Turn 360 degrees."

Qian Feng: "Wow, it's hot!"

3. Qian Feng asked everyone: "Why is the penguin's belly white?" Then everyone couldn't guess, and he told everyone that the answer was:

"Because penguins have short hands, they can only bathe in front."

4. One day, a person fished and caught a squid. The squid said, "Please leave me alone." The man said, "I'll test you a few questions and I'll let you go if you answer them." The squid said, "OK, OK, you can take the exam." As a result, the man baked it.

There are five people walking side by side in the street. Suddenly a typhoon came and knocked down a billboard, but only three people were killed. Why? Because that's McDonald's ("M")

6. A match is walking on the road. It felt that its hair was itchy, so it scratched its hair and caught fire.

7. Customer: "Why doesn't the wine you sell smell of alcohol?"

The waiter smelled it and said, "Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to mix your wine."

8. How much does a star weigh? 8 grams, because the star is 8 grams (Starbucks)

9. There is a steamed stuffed bun. He was hungry and ate himself.

10. Qian Feng: Do you know the name of the tiger?

OD: Tiger

Qian Feng: Wrong! !

Everybody: What?

Qian Feng: Dandan!

Everyone:

Qian Feng: Because the tiger is Dandan.

1 1. Wang Han asked a girl what her major was, and the girl replied that she was studying mathematics in Fudan. Then the eldest brother continued to ask the girl what she wanted to do after graduation, and the girl replied that she wanted to be a director. Later, brother Han said, why do all the students in the department of mathematics want to be directors? Then Xiaofeng said, big brother, because now it's all digital movies ~ ~ ~

12. Once a group of young scientists came, a Beijing baby said that there were five poisons in his house, and spiders were weaving webs beside his bed. Then Qian Feng said, "One good thing is that there are no mosquitoes ..."

A cold wind blew, and Wang Han and Ou Di immediately got out of the way. Come on, let me give you a private interview.

Qian Feng walked up to the little scientist and asked coldly, Are there any mosquitoes in your house?

13. A man is climbing a rock. When he was about to climb to the top of the mountain, a wolf tried to burn the rope with a burning candle. The man said a word and the wolf blew out the candle. The man said, happy birthday!

14. The number you dialed cannot be connected. Why? Because Ningbo is far from Beijing.

15. There was a man who looked like an onion and cried as he walked. ...

16. A polar bear stayed in a daze on the ice. When he was really bored, he began to pull out his own hair, one ... one ... one ... one ... one ... one ... one ... one ... one ..........

17. Wang Han: "The tea is cold." Ou Di: "No, Qian Feng didn't tell cold jokes. How can tea be cold! " Ou Di nudged him and said, "Xiaofeng, let's have a cold joke. "。"

There is a cake in the forest. He is lost and can't walk out. Guess who encouraged him to go out.

Athena Chu chocolate cake

A patient came to see a psychiatrist. Patient: I always thought I was a bird. Doctor: Oh, that's serious. When did it start? Patient: Because I am a bird.

A doctor in a mental hospital asked the patient, What would you do if I cut off one of your ears? The patient replied, then I can't hear you. The doctor listened: mm-hmm. It is normal. The doctor asked again, what if I cut off your other ear again? The patient replied, then I can't see it. The doctor is getting nervous. How could I not see it? The patient replied: because the glasses will fall off.