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What are the humorous classic advertising words?

Li Ning, anything is possible!

Rossini watch time always follow me! Time exists because of me.

Want to know the taste of Qingzui buccal tablets?

Radar mosquito repellent: mosquito killing

Let's do it better. (Philips)

Intel Pentium: Give the computer a Pentium "core".

Diamonds last forever, diamonds last forever.

Did you drink today? (robust)