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What are some funny sentences about eating and drinking?

1, I am serious about eating and drinking.

2. Eat and drink successfully, eat and drink, and go home.

I succeeded in eating and drinking, but I was not happy at all. I filled my stomach and went home to watch TV.

4, I eat and drink, I don't float if the snow doesn't float, and I don't fall if Qingdao doesn't fall.

5, you pay, I die, and drinking together becomes a mental illness. I am here to drink.

6, you have a cup, I have a cup, and dance together after drinking. Eating and drinking is really comfortable.