Naughty, cute and funny humorous sentences

Naughty, cute and funny humorous sentences are as follows:

1, don't always compare yourself with others. You envy others for being thin, others envy you for having a good stomach, you envy others for being rich, and others envy no one to borrow money from you.

It's funny that people always say that I have a bad temper. I wish a lovely person like me had a good temper.

3, men fool women, called flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

4. After marriage, you must take off your clothes and beat your husband, because wearing clothes is called domestic violence, and taking off your clothes is called emotional appeal!

Now parents let their children take part in various interest classes since childhood. In order not to let their children lose at the starting line, as we all know, some people were born at the finish line.

6. Every day, I am in a state of full heart, lack of sleep, lack of IQ, and lack of balance.

7. If you can't be amazing, it's ugly!

8. When life knocks me down, I won't cheer up immediately. I usually just lie there and take a nap.

9. If you lower the ideal standard of choosing a spouse, you will find that those boys who are a little worse than the ideal type don't like you either.

10, alive, always take some responsibility, or find some sustenance. So some people are adoptive parents, wives and children, some people keep cats, dogs, birds and fish, and some people keep flowers and plants. I'm more advanced. I closed my eyes and began to recuperate.