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Love jokes of college students in Tsinghua

Eating in Tsinghua canteen, two girls are sitting opposite each other. A said, I'm not full yet, and I want to eat more. C said: What do you want? I want to buy it. A said: it is the kind of fan-shaped acute angle cake. Please buy me two more. I thought to myself: Tsinghua girls are really different. We usually just call that kind of cake triangle cake. Such a woman is afraid to marry as a wife and invites her husband to dinner after marriage: hey, that irregular polyhedron, come here! Guan Yunchang, English name: The Lost Bladesman, kindly translated by Douban users: Lost Dao Lang.

When most people care about whether you fly high or not, only a few people care about whether you are tired or not. This is friendship. . .

Funny reasons for poor academic performance

Fail Chinese? Normal! Swearing needs rhetoric? Fail math? Normal! Do you need to draw a function to buy food? Fail English? Normal! China people. Did you fail chemistry? Normal! Do you need a balance when buying snacks? Fail history? Normal! Do you remember the history of five thousand years? Failed politics? Normal! 65.438+03 billion people are waiting for you to be president? Fail physics? Normal! Is it necessary to calculate the air resistance when jumping off a building?